I’ve never been so excited to be emotionally scarred

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I’ve never been so excited to be emotionally scarred
Anon requested: Chin practically naked.
#soft cinnamon roll #too good #too pure
the way im in love with daniel dae kim
Danny [on the phone]: Oh, you know what? I have someone standing abnormally close to me right now. I’ll call you later.
Chin: Okay, say hi to Steve for me.
“Two dumbasses and the voice of reason” is a fun relationship dynamic, but also consider:
Based off this post
no one:
me:
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
Criminal Minds episodes directed by Matthew Gray Gubler.
i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it
Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening
Well bitch it ain’t happening to me
Top Saddest On-Screen Deaths Ever
Mufasa, The Lion King
Mary Lightly, Psych
if i’m not invited to a vampire masquerade, and there’s a moment where i am dancing with the hottest vampire in the room and i look into the mirror and i’m the only one showing in the reflection, then what’s the damn point.
i deserve to be called baby bc im baby, thank u for coming to my ted talk
Robin Hood Men in Tights (directed by Mel Brooks) is one of the best Robin Hood tales ever.
It has:
1: This song.
2: Cary Elwes plays Robin Hood as if he were playing Westley playing Robin Hood, in an over-the-top snarky fashion. His pride and self-assurance are impressive, almost as much as the fact that “unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak in an English accent.”
3: Dave Chappelle as Ahchoo, son of Ahsneeze (a prisoner who helped Robin escape jail in the Holy Land) who went to England to study, and Robin promised to keep an eye out for. The only person in the film snarkier than Robin, who never takes off his Air Jordans and does a flawless Malcom X parody to convince the peaceful villagers to join the Merry Men.
4: Instead of Friar Tuck, we have Rabbi Tuckman, purveyor of sacramental wine. And circumcisions. Played by Mel Brooks, and clearly having way too much fun with it.
5: More anachronisms than you can shake a stick at. Ahchoo’s Air Jordans and baseball cap styled hat are only the tip of the iceburg, it gets so much better.
6: Prince John is so done with everything. He clearly doesn’t want to be here (in a good way).
7: The jail-keeper in the Holy Land is a parody of a hotel maître d and is just so happy to be doing what he’s doing. I love him so much.
8: Parodying how ridiculous “the chop” is as a sportsfan thing by having a whole bleacher full of people in medieval garb do it to cheer Robin on for no explained reason other than someone thought of it.
9: An extended “Godfather” parody
10: Ahchoo: “Let’s get out of this ladies’ clothing and get into our tights!”
ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS ( 1993 ) / FAV MOMENTS OF MINE [ 3 / ~ ]
cary(robin hood) was made for this role i stg
Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.
I know this is a funny post but
There are a few major points in Country Music’s history that got the entire genre labeled as ‘annoying’
Post 9/11 nationalism
A term that I couldn’t make up “Bro-Country” which intensifies themes of booze, objectifying women, and partying that were present in past decades but not to such an extent
This is Gospel Music But With an Accent
Now looking at the songs op listed there is
A woman pleading to another woman
A woman wrecking a shitheads life
A guy loving the scenery of where he lived
A song that could easily be mistaken for a number of other genres
But it is easier to say that one hates country while privately enjoying select songs than explain why one doesn’t like the current market oversaturated with our nation’s problems of nationalism, sexism, and so on
see also jhonny cash/willie nelson era songs which were deeply emotional stories often about painful and deep subjects. prison, loss of loved ones, hard labor, facing despair, passion. ‘ghost riders in the sky’ and the like are also deeply satisfying as they bridge more into folklore then ‘murica fuck yeah im sponsored by bud light yall’ another example- ‘midnight in montgomery’ where hank williams junior sings about the ghost of his father
“ … And felt the wind die down, And a drunk man in a cowboy hat, Took me by surprise, Wearin’ shiny boots, a nudie suit, and haunted, haunted eyes, He said: “Friend, it’s good to see you, It’s nice to know you care” Then the wind picked up and he was gone, Was he ever really there? ‘Cause when the wind is right, You’ll hear his song, Smell whisky in the air, Midnight in Montgomery, He’s always singin’ there, “ the reason we ‘hate country’ is because we know its supposed to have FEELING and its infuriatingly absent now
70s country - bluegrass traditional
80s country - power ballads
90s country - pop crossover
00s country - white supremacy
Yeah, I thought I hated country until I moved in with someone who likes it and has exactly zero tolerance for the genre’s bullshittier elements.
Turns out I genuinely like large swaths of it. I just had to find someone with good taste and get down off my “I hate rap and country” racist, classist high horse long enough to listen.
THE TEA
if a hot evil villain tried to seduce me to the dark side i would simply say fuck yes
rip to all of you but im gonna get it