So if Mirrorwatch is the universe where everyone is the opposite would Gérard be Talon or a Ballerina?
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So if Mirrorwatch is the universe where everyone is the opposite would Gérard be Talon or a Ballerina?
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You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.
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now,
god, finally someone did it
There should be one night a year like the purge except it’s Superman coming to Gotham and clearing out as many criminals as he can. He only gets the 1 day a year. 24 hours to do everything he can. Bruce hates it.
you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories
I uhhh got a little carried away
If I had a nickel for every time I shipped the hell out of a tension-ridden dynamic between an emotionally damaged, badass redhead with green eyes and her blonde, blue-eyed himbo love interest, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
Please, never let this meme die.
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us
It’s fucking back
shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020
The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.
This is the only good meme, don’t @ me
To who came before
Summary: My Guardian Lapis Lazuli (female human Titan) and her Ghost Mistral take Crow on a field trip and help him understand how to reconcile with the past.
Just 3 tall guys hanging out
Alright, so tumblr staff is acting like as if we tumblr users have enough money to pay other tumblr users.
tumblr forgets that their user base is basically just a bunch of alley rats huddled around a slice of cheese
people on here give yoda a lot of shit and say that he was a bad mentor but i’d like to contest that Yoda is and has always been cool as hell and the real problem was that in the days of the Republic he was forced into a shitty managerial position, where he had to worry about paperwork and massive unauthorized clone orders and vetting chosen ones and shit like that when really all he wanted all along was to be a delightfully shitty impish little grandpa living in a hut giving cryptic advice to teenagers
Like remember that episode of the Clone Wars where the jedi council finally tries to put yoda in a retirement home because he starts talking to Qui Gon’s ghost and yoda calls anakin over like “hmmm…. friends, we are, young skywalker. help me escape this silly place, you must. in it for you, a handful of Werther’s Originals is” like that’s who Yoda is, at his core, and the stifling weight of Force monk bureaucracy took that away from him
Hand to god if all of the like administrative work of running the Jedi Order had been left to someone just slightly more competent and business savvy like IDK Mace Windu or Plo or Luminara or even That One Guy Who’s Allowed To Fuck and yoda had been allowed to scamper off and just like, occasionally impart funny wisdom to jedi children and cheekily break all of the rules in front of them, this Darth Vader shit would have NEVER happened. Instead Anakin would have had the fun-loving, devil may care, “as long as in the house, you do it, young Skywalker” Bad Grandpa influence he desperately needed to balance out frazzled and terminally high-strung Teen Dad Kenobi
Anakin is out on one of the Temple balconies just stewing angrily about his sexual frustration towards Padmé and how Obi-Wan keeps warning him that he will be expelled from the Jedi order and then thrown into a big pit of lava if he ever even talks to a girl and that makes him sad and angry and emotionally confused, when he notices tiny little old man Yoda’s hobbling over to stand next to him with a knowing expression on his face.
“Forbidden emotional attachments, we both have,” Yoda winks at him and pulls out a box of cigarettes. “To nicotine, mine is”
“Wish to save your mother from a life of unlawful bondage on Planet Shit, you do. Very well. Feel like being bad, I do. Tell anyone I am helping you, you must not. Murder me, the rest of the Council would. ;)”
CRYING OVER THE “To nicotine, mine is” HELP
The Duchess was saved
Cats are the fuckin stupidest animals.
she doesn’t seem really happy about being rescued
Just randomly scrolling and DD shows up, love it
An interlude
She waited atop the Moon’s surface, anticipation coiling in her stomach. For what; she did not know. Crota was dead, that was true but her brave lights…would they return? If they did, would they remain untouched by the Dark?
A scrape.
Footsteps.
Rocks tumbled down below, drawn there by action at the depths. Heart in her mouth she waited, eyes fixed on that deep void. A hand appeared, thrust from the darkness into the Moon’s light. One by one they climbed out, wearied and wounded, but alive.
Their leader walked towards her and slowly placed a deceptively delicate chalice in her hands. The light within it reached out, embracing her and she stopped.
“They helped us. Without their light, we would have never defeated Crota.” He said, brushing down his mark self-consciously. A Hunter walked forward and as though it broke the ice, each member of the Fireteam placed gifts in her hands, scavenged from the Darkness.
A brace of knives, worn from use.
A tightly wrapped bundle of letters.
A journal seething with forbidden knowledge.
A mark forged of delicate chain links.
A beaded necklace, hand crafted.
She looked at the treasures, tears falling not from the corruption but from being gifted the one thing she wanted more than vengeance. Her brave lights had reunited her with her Fireteam.
“I thank you, my brave lights. You have brought me an ending I did not believe I ever deserved. Thank you, with all my heart.”
I submit for your approval the Guardian getting back to H.E.L.M after a long day against the Cabal to find Crow hunkering down for the night on a bench there (he didn't want to cause problems by asking for his own room). The Guardian tries to get him to come and stay with them but he refuses.
They leave and Crow thinks that's the end of it when a faint grating sound starts, slowly growing louder and the Guardian comes back round the corner, dragging their own bed behind them. Setting it next to Crow's bench they faceplant into it, making sure some of their blankets fall on him as they do so.
The next morning Osiris finds the slumber party downstairs and just rolls with it.
Season of the Hunt memes 2: (I didn't realize I had so many)
Spider: So yeah I rigged the Ghost's shell to blow up if they tried to escape lol
The Guardian:
Guardians summoning a wrathborn:
Crow and the Guardian when a second Wrathborn spawns after killing the first one:
The Guardian walking past Spider on the way to see Crow:
Crow watching the Guardian wipe out on a cliff face for the fifth time during the Hawkmoon quest:
Crow simps whenever he opens his mouth:
The Guardian dropping some good mentor shit on Crow:
Crow, the Guardian and the Traveler:
Zavala: Osiris tells me you're working with another Lightbearer
The Guardian:
The Traveler watching guardians mistreat Crow:
Ikora and Zavala, begging the Traveller for guidance, are met with silence as they struggle to lead their people in its name
Meanwhile, the Traveller, busy throwing presents at Young Wolf and Crow: "Y'all hear something?"
Crow Protection Squad
So my headcanon is that once Crow is outed at the Tower he's had to deal with Guardians making his life hell. Then one day Osiris takes him to watch a Crucible match.
He sees two of the Guardians who have been bullying him transmat in, wondering who their opponents are. Suddenly a figure walks out in front of them.
Saint 14 menacingly cracks his knuckles. "You think it is fun to torment my little bird? Let me show you what happens to those who harm my birds."
They back away when a second transmat appears behind them. Turning around slowly they see the Young Wolf, gun aimed at them.
The two hold their hands up in fear, being pinned between two angry legends. Saint 14 looks at the Wolf. "Shall we begin?" He asks. Wolf looks at Saint, gives a thumbs up, then turns back to the cowering Guardians. Slowly it goes to a thumbs down...
From that moment on, not one single Guardian ever dares lay a hand on Crow.
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