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[hajimeiwazumi]

no offense but i will literally rise frm the dead to defend oikawa

[buddhabrand]

big mac is short for big macdonalds

[farmsuggestion]

old macdonald had ENOUGH

[transgambit]

therapist: how are you feeling today?

me: hmm…12 on the Keanu Mood Scale

therapist: for the last time i have no fucking idea what that means 

[hotgirldaenerys]

which keanu are you today

[purarupu]

Another Old Weather Joke

Sugawara: I’m cold.. Daichi: You could wear my jacket Sugawara: No it’s ok Daichi Daichi: *takes off his jacket and put it on Sugawara as a gentleman he is* Sugawara: Dai— Daichi: Better? *smile* Sugawara: *blushing* *slowly getting close and then kissed gently ok basically being shoujo manga fluff sweet and stuff u know typical daisuga so much sugar

Hinata: IT’S SO COLD Kageyama: YEAH IT IS Hinata: DO YOU WANNA RACE TO SEE WHO COULD GET INTO THE NEAREST STORE AND BUY A WARM MEAT BUN FIRST Kageyama: YOU BET (and then later the two of them caught flu)

Yamaguchi: It’s cold! Tsukishima: Indeed. Yamaguchi: Tsukishima: Yamaguchi: Tsukishima: Do you need my jacket? Yamaguchi: N-no it’s fine besides you would be the one that cold if yo— Tsukishima: Shut up, Yamaguchi *put his jacket on Yamaguchi* Yamaguchi: ..Sorry, Tsukki. *avert his gaze somewhere and blushing*

Noya: Can I get into your jacket Asahi:….I-I’m sorry what? Noya: It’s pretty cold!! Asahi: A-alright come here is it comfortable enough can you breathe is it stuffed there are you okay i—

Kuroo: *Put his jacket on Kenma* Kenma: What Kuroo: I thought you’re cold Kenma: I didn’t say anything Kuroo: I knew it I could read your mind Kenma: Kuroo: Kenma: Kuroo: Stop looking at me like I just stole your favorite game, kitten. I’m sincere

Oikawa: Iwa-chan I’m cold Iwaizumi: Hello cold I’m Iwaizumi Hajime Oikawa: Iwaizumi: Oikawa: Iwaizumi: Oikawa: Iwaizumi: Oikawa: Iwaizumi: Oikawa: Why are you like this

Bokuto: akAAAASHE ARE YOU COLD I CAN’T CONTROL THE WEATHER BUT HERE TAKE MY JACKET OR DO YOU PREFER MY WARM BODY AND EMBRACE Akaashi: Bokuto-san, please refrain from doing something a little bit too much I’m perfectly fine.

Yachi: … Kiyoko: Hitoka-chan are you feeling cold? Yachi: A-ah? A bit! How about you senpai? Kiyoko: I’m alright, let’s go to the nearest cafe and get a warm tea *put her scarf around Yachi and holds her hand* Yachi: *blusHES A LOT,,,,,,

Ushijima: *Put his jacket on Shirabu* Shirabu: Thank you. Ushijima: No problem.

Hanamaki and Matsukawa, in sync: I’m cold Hanamaki and Matsukawa, in sync, again: Dude Matsukawa: Bro Hanamaki: Bro

[attackonmyfangirlheart]

guess who’s not dead ;^)

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

okay but look, if Erwin can get his arm ripped off and not even show any pain im pretty sure that he could be getting blown by Levi under his desk and be able to discuss reports or some shit in a meeting at the same time without giving anything away

[birbwin-deactivated20180427]

You present a strong and coherent argument.

[attackonmyfangirlheart]

highkey wanna delete tumblr to make space on my phone bc I never post here anyway

[hazukiz]

Visit Original Link

Song: Sakura Kiss (for string)

Artist: Hirano Yoshihisa

Album: Ouran High School Host Club Soundtrack & Character Song 1

[irlmagicalgirl]

soundtrack of my life. wedding song, funeral song, what have you.

[girlzilla]

oh my god, used as a wedding song, I’m in heaven!

[tiarasnteakettles]

Annnnnnd playlisted for the ball. 

[frogdealer]

Me, goin downstairs to get some sweet midnight snacks

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

why is this vine so fucking captivating

[bunyanya]

Professional figure skaters, everyone.

[fencer-x]

I love how this series brings out the UTTER DORK in all figure skaters.

[shelgon]

[prettyboymiyuki]

Me: *sees two boys in an Anime who are going to be rivals* Me:…… I ship you *strokes the screen*

[rhv]

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

[simaraknows]

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

[danray002-deactivated20241205]

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

[lapisbitch]

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

[sirl33te]

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

[verysadskeleton]

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

[stitch-n-time]

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

[kanthia]

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

[spockyykins]

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

[obaewankenope]

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

[nat-20s]

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

[dragoni]

Donald Trump’s Inauguration Parade Looks to Be Sparsely Attended

Let history show the truth because #FactsMatter

Ben Carson and empty presidential viewing stand

Other Sources:

In photos: President Donald Trump’s Inaugural Parade,  The Globe and Mail 

Trump Inauguration Flops As Thin Crowd And Empty Stands Line Parade Route,  PoliticusUSA

[daggers-drawn]

Entrance Points: Cut off Stands: Empty Bloc: Out

[caffeinated-transpression]

oK But thisss

European raven

Turkish raven

North African raven

Himalayan raven

Western (American) raven

AUSTRALIAN RAVEN

look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven

[vintar]

other ravens: caw caw

australian ravens: aUGH AUUuuuGH AAAAUUUUUUughhhhhHHHhhhhhhh

[shiisa]