Gremlin With An Internet Connection

•Atticus-They/them• Im literally just shitposting my dumbass thoughts here to stop my friends from being spammed with my idiocy. Just vibin on the stupidity.

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Okay so fun thing I found today!!

My executive dysfunction has been seriously terrible this past few months, I’m far, far behind in school work specifically along side other out of school things.

I was trying to get my work done but I just, couldn’t, per usual. As i stared angrily at my page n my school, work, I had an idea!

I took a break and wrote out a cypher type deal/language, practiced a few simple phrases, and began writing my notes and school process in this. It was weird because I could actually focus?? It felt like procrastinating because it’s fun to write in weird little ways but I was actually doing shit and memorizing it (sure, my teacher was a little confused upon seeing my planing page but shshhhh, those stay in the binder)

So, writing in a made up cypher does the thing! Wack!

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Ghosts, am i right?

Suppose its time for some ghost stuff, document stuff that happens or has happened in the past 9-10 years.

Ever since i was young, like, around 8 or 9 ive had something(s) following me. I assume it was purely my own bad luck at play, but it brings interesting stories at least.

currently, about 3 entities follow me; 'Housey', 'alex' and the ghost cat

the first two where named by my younger sister who so kindly invited them in (thanks goblin)

Housey is most certainly a demon, theres no doubt in my mind. After first witnessing her and refusing to tell my little sister, Housey came back and persuaded Goblin to invite her in. Housey has thrown things, caused nightmares occasionally, and spoken to us. Even thoguh Goblin invited her in, shes attached to me.

Alex was invited in alongside with Housey, howver, i never saw him till a lot later. Alex seems to follow both me and my brother, unsure as to why thoguh. i cant tell what he is, he isnt exactly malicious, just a bit of a trickster, mimicking and appearing as family members to us breifly before disappearing. Hes... something..

the ghost cat only appeared after some sort of entity attacked me within my sleep for about a week. I belive hes one of our cats that passed in this home, but am unsure. Nonetheless, hes the only one i gladly have around and will talk to if i notice him. He appears as a black cat of slightly larger size from what ive seen of him. He often pulls me from bad nightmares, and ill see him jump off my bed before disappearing.

Theres also the entity that haunts my brother, but thats for another time i suppose.

to be continued?

[atticus-the-gremlin]

I haven’t finished an art piece since November 30th of motherfucking 2020, and that last one was after 2 months of doing nothing

I’ve gone from pointlessly sketching where there was at least some hope to barely sketching and just getting out stick figure ideas I crave SO MUCH death

H e l p

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Welcome back to ‘why does Atticus post this shit here?’

Tonight, at 2 am, I discuss my plans to dissapear from this town into another state within the woods

I have at least 10 more years in this stupid intresting little town I’ve called home my whole life, so I also have 10 years of planning! Yay

Upon the time in 10 years life is stable, I shall drive across the disired living state and visit towns ive deemed a point of intrest over probably a few weeks, to eventually find a spot or two I shall reside in. I will locate a place within some nearby woods and become the local woodland gremlin, who’s location will only be know by 2-4 people from home, and the townsfolk.

This house will be the place of chaos and gremlin activities, unhindered by my old life’s bullshit

C h a o s, w o o d l a n d s, a n d g o b l i n c r i m e

That is all for tonight’s master plans, goodnight ✨

[atticus-the-gremlin]

My room is a strange mix of Halloween decorations, rocks, random trinkets, and other strange and out of place things, all tied together by the purple lights i have strung across my roof, aided by the covered window.

Becuase who needs to know the time when purple lights can be the thing, am i right? And it makes the things look cooler

[pickledbaklava]

s h o w

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Gladly ✨

I have a lot more random trinkets around and some I’m currently in the process of relocating since I didn’t have a place for em, and have terrible object permanence and memory lmao

Also, way, way too many agates, like, Wtf they are everywhere

And of course, the feathers and some fun rocks (and a big paper clip but shshhshs). Found the feathers either randomly or from my birds moulting

Sadly I’m not very good at organizing so placement is very random

[pickledbaklava]

***engime sound //pos

[atticus-the-gremlin]

I FORGOT THE STICKS!!!

My oldest is the middle one, carved to be pointy, about 5’2 ft in length, third is newest, collected becuase it looks like it could be a magic stick, first is one from my cousin that he made

[pickledbaklava]

wonderous!!! perfect for hiking with an extra tall friend!!!!

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Yes yes indeed!!!

[atticus-the-gremlin]

My room is a strange mix of Halloween decorations, rocks, random trinkets, and other strange and out of place things, all tied together by the purple lights i have strung across my roof, aided by the covered window.

Becuase who needs to know the time when purple lights can be the thing, am i right? And it makes the things look cooler

[pickledbaklava]

s h o w

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Gladly ✨

I have a lot more random trinkets around and some I’m currently in the process of relocating since I didn’t have a place for em, and have terrible object permanence and memory lmao

Also, way, way too many agates, like, Wtf they are everywhere

And of course, the feathers and some fun rocks (and a big paper clip but shshhshs). Found the feathers either randomly or from my birds moulting

Sadly I’m not very good at organizing so placement is very random

[pickledbaklava]

***engime sound //pos

[atticus-the-gremlin]

I FORGOT THE STICKS!!!

My oldest is the middle one, carved to be pointy, about 5’2 ft in length, third is newest, collected becuase it looks like it could be a magic stick, first is one from my cousin that he made

[atticus-the-gremlin]

My room is a strange mix of Halloween decorations, rocks, random trinkets, and other strange and out of place things, all tied together by the purple lights i have strung across my roof, aided by the covered window.

Becuase who needs to know the time when purple lights can be the thing, am i right? And it makes the things look cooler

[pickledbaklava]

s h o w

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Gladly ✨

I have a lot more random trinkets around and some I’m currently in the process of relocating since I didn’t have a place for em, and have terrible object permanence and memory lmao

Also, way, way too many agates, like, Wtf they are everywhere

And of course, the feathers and some fun rocks (and a big paper clip but shshhshs). Found the feathers either randomly or from my birds moulting

Sadly I’m not very good at organizing so placement is very random

[atticus-the-gremlin]

My room is a strange mix of Halloween decorations, rocks, random trinkets, and other strange and out of place things, all tied together by the purple lights i have strung across my roof, aided by the covered window.

Becuase who needs to know the time when purple lights can be the thing, am i right? And it makes the things look cooler

[atticus-the-gremlin]

I have come upon a great realization today

One thing my laziness is good for is stopping my stupidity

My laziness is my impulse control

If i did not have the lazy, I’m certain I would have made 10x more bad decisions- granted, idve done a lot more productively, but the point still stands.

[atticus-the-gremlin]

I’m straight up so fucking dumb I heard “knife blade” and thought “lmao why isn’t this dumbass just calling it a knife? Or did he mean switchblade?” And laughed harder when i realized what he ment by knife blade oh my fuck

[atticus-the-gremlin]

I can’t get a tattoo so I write phrases in sharpie with my doctor like handwriting

This channel has brought a lot of light to the dark this year, and In this last 30 minutes, I can’t help but be glad I’m here.

Weirdly enoguh, this channel somehow lessened my fear of death a bit, gave me a diffrent way to look at it, so even as the channel passes I’ll keep the phrase ‘Memento Mori’ in my head, and maybe in a year when I can do it, find a way to pay tribute to the phrase

I think its clear I don’t get out much lmao

Thanks Unnus Annus

[ofdirtandbones]

Subtypes of Gremlins

Soft Gremlin :

Heavily edited pictures of toads with pink filters, ✨sparkles✨ and angel wings

Sanrio memes

Probably has one of those music boxes with the little spinning dancer thing filles with plastic gems, adorable jewelry and little plastic hearts made to look like crystals

Too many plushies

Either the cutest gremlins or the most ferals

Goes from "I am baby" to posting threatenings memes featuring adorable plushies

Friend with the angels and kid people

Kool Gremlin:

Worms on a string and plastic babies

Probably addicted to coffee or energy drinks 😎

Collects trash

Screeches to assert dominance

Dyed hair

Possum, rats and raccoons

All of their plants die

Probably had or still have a scene/emo phase and/or does skateboard

Cereals on the floor at 3 am

Friend with the crows, raccoons and possum friends

Forest Gremlin :

NO SHOES

Loves mud

Eats dirts

Worms are cute

Friend with all the animals, bugs included 🐛🐌

Room is filled with acorns, pinecones chestnuts, rocks and twigs

BONES 🦴

Baths in rivers

Catches the rain in their mouth

Covered in band aids

Cargo pants for MoAr PoCkEtS

Blanket forts

Camping ! 🏕

Friend with the cottage and adventure/cryptid pals

Ocean Gremlin:

Sea shells everywhere 🐚

Will pay you in sea glass and sea quartz

Crabs are god 🦀

Doesn’t mind the sand in their mouth anymore

Will take you to the aquarium and call every weird animal their child

Watches the little creatures in the tide ponds all day long 🌊

Licks the salt off their skin

Weird sand castles 🏰

Edible algae in their food

Their nemesis are the seagulls

Friend with the pirates and mermaids kids

House Gremlins :

Too many plants 🌱

Diys with trash

Are they planting stuff or burying their ennemies ?

Drinks too much tea ☕️

Collects buttons and ceramic figurines

Sews plushies, clothes and patches wow much talent

Will bake cookies 🍪 and eat them all immediately

Weird noises to communicate

Friend with the grandparentcore children

Engine Gremlin:

Collects mechanical parts, wether still functioning or not ⚙️

Steampunk glasses

Open things to see how they work but can’t reassemble them

Metal shinies

Probably does a bit of programming an creates the weirdest things ever

Robots are baby 🤖

Friend with the steampunk punky punks

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Kool/forest/ocean I’m a mess h e l p

I have collections of: ‘junk’, weird shiny things, bottle caps, coins, funky sticks, random weird little objects and figures, pins, agates, just a hoard-

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Hi yes

I legit hate having to call people

It’s almsot 9 am, and I’ve already managed to mess up

Forgot I had accidentally called work buddy yesterday

Clicked the last number I called thinking it was work

Both got very confused on the call before I realised my mistake

Can I just, die? Thanks

[take-some-vampire-money-bro]

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[atticus-the-gremlin]

💜

[atticus-the-gremlin]

The fact that we never really close our eyes was a thought that occurred to me about a month ago, and still bothers me

Hear me out or don’t, it’s kinda stupid

We don’t close our eyes, they are always seeing soemthing.

Wether it be the world around us, or just staring really, REALLY, REALLY closely at our eye flaps

[atticus-the-gremlin]

✨stupid things I find myself repeating without much reason✨

1, 2 click noises in a row

2, ANG Y CLICK NOIS ES BECAUSE WHATS THAT WORD I CANT REMEMBER???

3, Yeet

4, a r s o n

5, I’m going to commit arson

6, Ya like Jazz? (this one used to happen daily at least 4 times, a lot lot less now)

7, oof ouch ow my bones

8, grandpa knees

9, I can’t words

✨thank you for reading my idiocy, feel free to send some words you might repeat✨

[atticus-the-gremlin]

Oh!! Remembered another one!!

‘Bitchboy’ ill say it either once, or 3 times in a row really fast. The first time I did it around my friends they where v e r y confused, now they just laugh at it, and often repeat ‘yeah! He’s a bitch boy!’

[atticus-the-gremlin]

✨stupid things I find myself repeating without much reason✨

1, 2 click noises in a row

2, ANG Y CLICK NOIS ES BECAUSE WHATS THAT WORD I CANT REMEMBER???

3, Yeet

4, a r s o n

5, I’m going to commit arson

6, Ya like Jazz? (this one used to happen daily at least 4 times, a lot lot less now)

7, oof ouch ow my bones

8, grandpa knees

9, I can’t words

✨thank you for reading my idiocy, feel free to send some words you might repeat✨