There's bees in my veil @augustine-king - Tumblr Blog

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

jantesika

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

homunculus-argument

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

Happy pride month! Almost didn't make it but I wanted to give Bumble a special doodle

#aroace #doodle #artists on tumblr #oc #furry oc #pride month #pride

dogpuppy

herpsandbirds

Pausing comics until I fix my tablet :(

#art

cheaphalloweencostume

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

coughloop

eldritch-crab

the bad day factory has equipment for turning minor annoyances into world shattering calamities

augustine-king

This is true, I'd know because it's happening to me

paparoach

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

bugthingsdaily

today's bug thing is the bug carousel at the Bronx Zoo!

fiore-firelily

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice