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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Three Goblin Art
DEAR READER
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Kaledo Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON
Game of Thrones Daily
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second
we're not kids anymore.
blake kathryn
Sade Olutola
styofa doing anything
Show & Tell
Jules of Nature
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All-New Wolverine #21
I never thought that a scene that began with Deadpool taking his shirt off would end with something so wholesome <3
this is so ADORABLE omg
THEY ARE NOW BFF :D
pity the fool who ever inconvenience that girl
@makaiouzodiac
If memory serves, didn’t she gift him with her middle finger at some point?
She sure did! In issue #22
Friendship goals, amirite?
this is true friendship
The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.
I needed this.
@laz-va
Sometimes I miss the cold.
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
“Do you mind my good man I’m trying to fix my cuff link here.”
Video Game Characters + Personality Traits : Insp (☆)
“Let people see the real, i m p e r f e c t , flawed, w e i r d , beautiful, and m a g i c a l person that you are.”
Crazy cat lady post incomming:
If you have a cat that proves the negative stereotypical behavior is false and a misrepresentation of how cats are, please share. Let’s show how loving this species is.
So let me tell you about my fur baby, Zoey. Five years ago I decided I wanted a cat. We had a mice problem so my landlady was very open to me getting one. I decided I wanted to adopt from a shelter. I saved money so I could pay the adoption fee and get the necessities. I originally had my eye on a cute little black kitten, however when I got to the shelter I learned she wasn’t available for adoption at that moment due to a respiratory infection. I felt pretty upset since I had my eye on her. My mom talked me into looking at other cats. I decided to get a kitten because we already had a dog and I didn’t want bring in an older cat who may dislike dogs. Then my mom pointed out Zoey, then named Maracel. She couldn’t get over how much she looked like a cow and how cute she was. I decided to hold her and I instantly fell in love. She purred her heart out and kissed me instantly. She fell in love too. She had a cold and ringworm but that wasn’t an issue at all. From that moment on she has been my baby, and I her mother.
Fast forward a few years. I had a baby. My daughter Melody was stillborn at seven months. As expected I was a mess. Severe depression, thoughts of suicide although no desire to commit, my anxiety got worse, I had migraines every time I left my house. I get prescribed opiates for arthritis pain. I started taking extra. I wasn’t sleeping and needed prescription medication to knock me out. I was taking 20-40MG of opiates, 300 MG of benadryl and 20 or so MGs of ambien. I didn’t want to be alive but I didn’t want to die. Zoey was there for me. She was there when I took the medication and just her loyalty and my love for her was enough for me to limit how much I took. I couldn’t leave her. Every time I cried she was right there. She’d kiss my tears away and purr me to sleep. She was there for me. I had support from family and friends, of course. But I had constant support from Zoey. She never left me, she never made me feel alone. I cringe when I hear people say cats are assholes and only want to be fed. That’s not true. They love, just like dogs. They care, they trust, they cherish.
When I adopted Zoey I saved her life. And in return she saved mine.
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my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order
and floridians are just as human as you and me!
and the moral of the story is that there are no deadly snakes native to alaska
you might know this guy as one of the only archaeologists cool enough to be mentioned by indiana jones
it’s my dream to have my name said by harrison ford
i’m not going to apologize for having this class at 6am because you paid for it and it’s your fault.
we don’t all dress like lara croft. i tried to get it to be a thing on a dig and my colleagues yelled at me.
they were pretty good archaeologists except they were too racist to realize anything they found.
i take back what i said about us not dressing like lara croft because lewis binford here is wearing nothing but short shorts and a cowboy hat. take notes for an academic halloween costume!
archaeologists can be good artists! not me, though. or anyone i know. but if you can draw just know you have options.
sometimes you find dead bodies when you dont really expect it and you just have to deal with it
archaeologists are the only people allowed to get exited when they find corpses.
once i ruined thanksgiving dinner when i told my family i had gotten my degree in archaeology and my uncle commented he liked dinosaurs too
the closest i’ve ever been to a grizzly bear is when i left my glasses in my tent on a dig in alaska, saw a big rock in the distance, and almost screamed
additional quotes
ah yes. archaeologists. or, as i love to call us, pottery analysts
i mean he was kind of a good guy for helping us beat britain but he owned slaves so that really cancelled it out.
archaeology is like cultural anthropology, except after you interview the person you turn around and shoot them in the head.
do not use trees! trees are bad! don’t do it!
usually you find shards, but it’s super exciting when you find a really big shard
it’s basically like a waterpark, except you’re fully clothed and walking through a dark tunnel knee deep in muddy water. so, basically splish splash.
i dont believe in curses but my colleagues and i like to encourage the idea of them so people stop touching our stuff
usually, you would find a knife in a kitchen. or underneath your pillow to really freak out your roommate who is a history nerd and has no idea why you would sleep with a knife under your pillow and he’ll get really scared and freaked out and okay i’m getting off topic
no matter what the other scientists say, archaeology is a real science.
don’t worry, i promise you, and whatever government agency that’s spying on me right now, that i’m not a crazy communist trying to overthrow the government
by now you’ve noticed the big “POP QUIZ” written on the board. there isn’t one, but i wanted to see the looks on your face when you saw it. but you’re all dead inside so it’s not really funny.
everything was fine except the citizens of pompeii just woke up dead the next day
the number one question you should ask when you read old archaeology papers is “how the hell do you know?”
nothing pisses off old men more than young people asking “why” and “prove it” so do that as often as possible
this is incredible! all it takes is a computer the size of this room!
also sweet dicks this has a lot of notes wtf
E3 2017 Highlights
the bend
and slap
I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.
this is amazing
In video games there should be a “oh you haven’t played in over 6 months? Here’s a quick tutorial on the controls and a recap of the story thus far” option.
oh mY GOD
A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night! I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…
There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/
I did manage to recover one other page, though!
(the end!)
2008 was a better time…
That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless
#I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E
OH YES this was BEAUTIFUL
Happy 8-year anniversary to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade that got Rickrolled
i unironically love rick astley
He’s making a fist 👊🏼 He’s lubing it twice 💦 Gonna find out who’s bottom tonight 😱 Daddy Clause is coming to town! 🎅🏼
Thanos: Creative Problem Solver
This is a surprisingly solid plan.
Got to give him props for thinking on his feet.
