Explain:

24. Female. Feminist. Writer.

[theviralwitch]

the smell of the rain is so overwhelmingly calm and gives me so much serotonin it’s unimaginable

[sevdolo]

[askiathedickhead]

Yup

[approach]

someone: are you okay?

me: *in a high-pitched mocking voice* "are you okay?" what the fuck.

[kyloren]

teenage us were braver than any US Marine

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[nothisistiffany]

this is so funny

[writerswritecompany]

To Be Written

Source: Steven Ingels

[bran-writes]

Yikes

[praying]

[thepersonalquotes]

[icouldbeawritermaybe]

What do you have to say about it?

[queenoftheimpala-deactivated202]

When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind.

I think my dinner is possessed.

[drtanner-dickery]

THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” 

[chrysm-ore-deactivated20200702]

Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.

[godtechturninheads]

@infiniteadventureswithyou

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

J.D. McClatchy, “THE DIALOGUE OF DESIRE AND GUILT”

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

on self love + care:

1. "I treat myself like I would my daughter. I brush her hair, wash her laundry, tuck her in goodnight. Most importantly, I feed her. I do not punish her. I do not berate her, leave tears staining her face. I do not leave her alone. I know she deserves more. I know I deserve more." (i know i deserve more, michelle k)

2. “Don’t forget to love her. The little girl you used to be. Perhaps She lies within you. Untucked. Sleeping peacefully.” (nurture, kiana llanos)

3. "These days I wake up crying

holding myself in my arms

rocking myself like a mother

repeating

it's all right- i'm here." (rocking, nuela archer)

4. "There’s a little girl in my head & she screams 'unloved! unloved! unloved!' every moment of my life (@star-eaters)

"There’s a woman in my head now & she holds the little girl and says “I will take care of you and we will be alright” when the little girl screams and together they are learning how to trust each other" (@antidecay)

[rubysapphrald]

[catchymemes]

Harry Potter low cost version

by Studio 188

[people-are-awesome]

Counting Down the Days to Halloween Like…

Ok … that’s not bodypaint … that’s magic!

Artist: Melissa Croft

[feministd1rection]

Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.

[meloromantics]

also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books

[seaniepop]

That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.

[forgiveninasong]

Nicolas Flamel was an alum of Beauxbatons.

The first headteacher of Durmstrang was a witch.

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Bam.

[roseforthethorns]

In the books, it even says that there were boys and girls from each school. Thanks Hollywood for making Durmstrang buff and all athletic men and Beauxbatons all feminine and dainty.

[zirijava]

Just imagine what it would have meant for every kid watching, seeing girls walking beside the guys in Durmstrang being “manly” and boys walking with Beuxbaton being flirty and feminine.

It would have shown that girls and boys can be however they want.

[drarrysgirl]

It also suggested that the only way a female could have be selected to participate was if she was not up against any male competition. In the books Fleur is chosen as the best candidate for her school from a selection of female AND male students. And she was the best PERSON. Not the best GIRL.

[imaginedus-deactivated20180401]

all men are Russian and all Women are French.

[novaya-model]

Select your gender: 🔳 Russian 🔳 French

[harryandhislittledragon]

ah yes my gender is French and my pronouns are oui/baguette please respect that merci beaucoup

[haroldjamespotter]

This is so important and no one really talks about it