Cade.20

He/Him.Mexican.Gay

[auraelium]

Rouxls Kaard

[n8nt]

[mtg-talk]

My friend forgot to secure the latch on his magic card briefcase and all his commander decks are now mixed together. Now he’s playing 1200 card pickup and has to reorganize everything.

[elspeth-tirel]

[willowcrowned]

very funny that i still think of tumblr as being relaxing because sometimes I’ll come on this site and my eyes will immediately be assaulted by a string of words that even monkeys with typewriters would be sent to hell for and I’ll just have to deal with that

[willowcrowned]

people replying with “curate your own experience. just block those people” are missing the point. I come on here everyday and my bestest and most beloved of mutuals put together posts meant to deal me 12d8 psychic damage and I like it that way

[fizztapp]

Trollface and :-) having the same birthday is incredible. It's beautiful. It's meaningful. I am crying

[crabs-in-a-trench-coat]

Brothers

[tapir]

shes licking her lips because the milk in the baba looks so scrumptious to her. Becausee of course, she is just a baby and that is all she can eat for now until she grows up big and strong and when she eats a leaf for the first time it will blow her mind

[fearsomeandwretched]

"I don't want to be mean" me right before I say the cuntiest thing imaginable

[macbethheadband]

‘You better not be ninth doctor green screen lightning kill yourself when i get there’

Me:

[macbethheadband]

[ispybluesky]

friends.....romans.......cunty men

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

when a boy tries to shotgun a bong hit with me i always suck it out of his mouth like a *remembers i cant say “dementor” because harry potter is a significant part of an ongoing culture war against trans people* like a Ghostbuster

[blairwitchh]

[baddingtonbitch]

[doctorhoe]

"romeo should have checked if juliet was really dead"

"orpheus just shouldn't have turned around"

"rose could have made space for jack on that door"

[koth-harvest-final]

[noodleroni2]

[dishwasherfish]

I think we should bring back that thing everyone did in 2014 where you badly photoshop two characters from entirely different media together to look like they’re in love. This is my proposal for doc ock x glados please consider

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[itsdanfango]

hot items

[capacity]

Fighting the urge to post “I LOVE MUSIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!!” 50 times a day

[maxochrome]

[capacity]

She understands me