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@auricularmitosis
good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017
I reblog this anytime it pops on my dash
WELL that’s one way to get inside
I’M DYING BECAUSE IS LITERALLY HOW YOU GET INTO PEOPLE’S HOUSES IN SECOND LIFE AND PISS THEM OFF WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THIS
Guys.
The door opens outward.
HOW ARE THE CHAINS HOLDING IT CLOSED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
lizard out there really gonna do it
this lizard is braver than any US marine
he’s going for it, the absolute madlad
i told ya we’ve canceled discourse n we’ve moved on to homesteading skills
it’s just choppin wood and harvesting vegetables and herbs from here on out
amen!
unironically this
Please hit me with more homesteading concept drawings
Good reference material here.
My brain during sane hours of the day: “I have a good job with benefits, a stable social network with supportive friends and family, and I’m a nerd who thrives on advanced technology. Also, I dislike the taste of fish.”
My brain on Tumblr at 3:30am: “Y’know, abandoning all technology and leaving civilization behind looks like a lot of fun! And I could teach the kids how to build a fish trap!”
@russalex
May this thread never die
just in case I’m stranded someday like tom hanks :(
the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous person, and unfit to be a parent, and im sorry to say but there’s no way around this, no excuses or loopholes. it is what it is
I’ve told this story before and my clam chowder is getting cold but fuck it.
A couple years ago while I was working for a care center during my ece training - we had a big thing about spankings. We went around and asked children who were spanked how they felt about it and what it told them or how it made them feel.
Then when the parents were over, we anonymously read everything that was said by the children on how they view spankings and unanimously it was found that the children never saw it as a growing experience.
It was “painful” “really scary” “I thought mommy hated me now” and we often found it never actually TAUGHT the kids what they did wrong. in fact it seemed to teach them that at any moment your mommy or daddy would just haul up and smack you until you cried and said it was for your own good.
Needless to say I’m pretty sure we changed a lot of parents opinions on spanking and SHOCK OF SHOCKS actually TALKING to their children worked far better disiplinary
I even included my own story, pretending I was telling an outside story “well, I happened to know one person who’s mother only stopped spanking them cause they got tall and big real fast so they could fight back. so there’s a lot of intimidation and fear to your children.” and just - I’ll never forget the dawning look of realization on their faces
The most common argument I hear is, “Look, my parents spanked me and I turned out fine.” Stolen from elsewhere on the internet but now my defult response: “No you didn’t–you think it is okay to hit little kids.”
The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.
They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man
you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws?
Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.
Some dude:
getting redpilled on vitamin K injections for newborns this morning
What’s the lowdown?
its just not really necessary for most natural/medically undisturbed births. its usually given to treat jaundice and potassium deficiency in newborns.
jaundice is usually not severe but very common (60% of newborns, 80% of premature babies [imo due to stupid birthing practices]) and less likely if you don’t clamp the umbilical cord immediately (you’re supposed to allow 30 minutes to an hour so the baby can actually receive their full blood supply…doctors cut it immediately or delay it by a few minutes for their own time/convenience sake). and vitamin K defiency is something literally all babies have bc that vitamin just goes to the liver…it doesn’t transfer through with the nutrients given from mom to baby in utero or through breastmilk. so until babies can have solid food they are deficient. obviously people survived this vitamin deficiency before it became standard to give newborns shots for every damn thing no matter how minor. in an extremely tiny number of cases the K deficiency it can be a risk typically exacerbated by certain meds the mother is on.
not really worth it imo for the shot, looking at the other ingredients and their possible side effects. its just unnecessary basically and also not a vaccine btw
The Bather
Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :)
Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me
the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it
not food related, but one time my cat cried at me for 20 minutes before i worked out that the reason why she was upset was because there was a coat hanger on her favourite cushion
This is absolutely beautiful and changed my life, thank you so much. Please protect her from hangers at all costs
wow. am STORVING and humaines here making joke laugh at cate honger ?!
My cat is a social eater who is not food motivated at all, so I was baffled when I first got him because he didn’t seem to care about food but he would SCREAM at me for hours when I knew his bowl was full. Any time I went to double check that he did indeed have food, he’d book it to the bowl and snarf like his life depended on it, but as soon as I walked away he’d follow me screaming again.
Eventually I figured out that he just wanted a dining companion and was screaming about how we’re a family and families eat together, god damnit! I moved his food bowl under my computer desk and it fixed the problem. But if I’m ever out for more than 12 hours I’ll come home to find him in a passive-aggressive kitty huff because dinner has been ready for hours but he’s been trying to be considerate (unlike some humans) and waiting for me to eat it.
My cats are indoor cats. Being indoor cats, they can’t go outside to hunt for food (mice, rats, birds, etc) to gift to my sister and I.
But they know that the kitchen has food. They know where the easily accessible cat food is. And obviously my sister and I are just Really Big Stupid Hairless cats.
So if my sister and I go without leaving our rooms for too long? My cats will sit outside our doors and scream for our attention, lead us to their food bowls, and then only stop the screaming and leading once they see us sit down at the table and eat something. Because they think we’re hungry.
Your cats are the sweetest beings on the Earth, it makes my heart warm knowing that they exist. They love you very much and they care so much, they want you healthy and happy and will make sure you don’t neglect yourself and oh god they are so perfect. Real pure love exists, I am happy to be alive today.
When I’m sick, usually with a migraine, my big cat likes to sit at my pillow and cry for someone to help me.
imagine hearing “hall of the mountian king” for the first time in 1875. the sheer chaos imagine being some norwegian aristocrat and sitting down for a nice day at the symphony and getting your entire wig and life snatched right before your very eyes
i’m just saying grieg went tf off!
I forgot I made a couple of mini vine compilations when they announced the end of vine
i don’t know how vine so perfectly encapsulated the best of humanity but that was a weird time
linK NO
the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations
