still simping for fictional babes. and making art now!

Commissions are OPEN!

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[auroracorealis]

ah, mosquito season. or as i like to call it, "one long anxiety attack thanks to the traumatic bed bug incident" season.

[narcissistcookbook]

hey! HEY! *draws gun* keep your hands where i can hold 'em

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[johnnyrico]

[perestroika-hilton]

Hot girl summer

[auroracorealis]

sheesh, god forbid a girl has hobbies

[auroracorealis]

i swear to god, or whatever is listening, youtube just automatically starting to play something the second you open it is going to push me RIGHT over the edge

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[vinnyvinret]

HJ many years in the future, Purpee is flourishing while Lavonte and him live in a beautiful house that they procured with money gained from their dual income male partnership

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[solinthevoid]

This GODDAMN FUCKING SONG has been stuck in my head for a week!!

So please accept this offering of four shitty drawings I made during my lunch breaks, because at some point I am going to sing the line "Hentai tentaces, gonna hit him right in the genitals" in front of my parents, and it will be a DISASTER

Anyways, listen to Jam Mechanics with The Narcissist Cookbook and Bug Hunter, or wathever, it's a really fun time!

[finespungalleon]

Aaaah! More amazing art based on Narcissist Cookbook’s songs! Their music just makes puts images in one’s head that needs to find a way out! I love that I’m not the only one!

[narcissistcookbook]

🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

i want buy art for stickers @solinthevoid

🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

[auroracorealis]

[crucibl3]

Midwestern Meats

“NOBODY BEATS MY MEAT”

[kayreb]

okay...last page for real this time

[ozempicofficial]

[narcissistcookbook]

hey boy what that mountain dew

[auroracorealis]

you'd have to mount the summit to find out.

(is that anything?)

[narcissistcookbook]

hey boy what that mountain dew

[auroracorealis]

you'd have to mount the summit to find out.

(is that anything?)

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea