Trans. Pan. Dumb.

My name's Dan. I’m pansexual. Huge feminist. Australia. 20 years old. FTM Transboy pre surgery, on Testosterone.

[lately-leo-blog]

cis person: so have you had,, ,, , the surgery?

me: u bet

[yuricema-deactivated20230814]

GET IT SIS.

That slow azonto tho >>

[sirl33te]

The way her hair moves as she dances >>>>>

[datjawnfromda215-deactivated202]

@thatjawnchizz

[politeassholehq]

Once i learn to dance like this it’s over for you bitches 😂😂😂

[madderhatter]

[goblincrystals]

Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?

[madderhatter]

he did

[troyesivan]

happy for him

[rissi18]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:

and they even had a book written about them:

[thebusylilbird]

guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)

[revolutionarykoolaid]

the homosexual agenda

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[atl-definedbody]

Just doing what i was told

[niknak79]

[odysseusyes]

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

[crashingsunlight]

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

[eatsleepcrap]

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

[the-brave-little-blogger]

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

[everyonesfavoriteging-blog]

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

[the-neon-pineapple]

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

woah.

[panicrobot]

it got better

[twistedthicket1-deactivated2022]

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

[ofthefantastic]

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

[venatrix26]

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

[party-gilmore]

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

[lotrlocked]

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

[moriartyfortheevening]

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

[beatnikdaddio]

admiring the stockings. 1940’s.

[romanimp]

#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS

[edteachs-adhd-spiral]

Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)

[spart117mc-blog]

Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.’ We’re going to get rid of them.”

“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’

“And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’

“Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’

“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’

- The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America

[sevenswansons-blog]

I’ve reblogged this before but it didn’t have these comments and HOLY HOT DAMN DID IT NEED THEM.

[cheskamouse]

So, when someone sits down to write a fiction about Women commandos, and a Dudebro steps in to say “Huh, that is so unrealistic huh.” 

Harold… oh, Harold…sit down, shut up, and stay out of our way.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

History is infinitely gayer than a lot of people want to admit <3

[wholetjackdrive]

Visit Original Link

This Is Gospel - Panic! At the Disco; The left ear is the official album version, while the right ear is the official piano version.

Listen to more of my stuff here.

Download it here.

[tanukijade]

[edan-not-eden]

this legit gives me shivers

[coloringlen-blog]

it’s like the sun and the moon so different but are together it such perfect beauty and harmony

[team-flashh]

I knew this was in my likes so I search for it all night.

[sorrykindofnotreally]

@starttowonder

[manners---maketh---man]

@claymored

[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[intoxicatedindreams]

reblogging this for that 2018 good luck

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

[slick-nico]

It is realistic! #stopbringingeverythingdown2018

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[sandandglass]

[drifting-ona-memory]

Marge is such a great mom

[corinnestark]

She gets it. 

[writterings]

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

[writterings]

bringing this back bc i wore the shirt again today and some guy came up to me and gave me a high five while saying “FUCK YEAH SUPPORTING LESBIANS!!!” bc he thought it was the lesbian pride flag

[pastelbunn]

[hyrude]

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

[flaminggoosememe]

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

[bugsongs]

straight no chaser’s christmas album is like the only one my dad plays in december we’ve listened to it since i was in high school at least

[colt-kun]

HO LY SHIT

[life-happened]

STRAIGHT NO CHASER IS MY SHIT MAN

[the-artificem]

let’s TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE OKAY. When Carmilla punched Will Laura backed up towards the door. She could have ran out while the two were having some fucking showdown, hell she could have ran to the sink to get something to defend her with (im pretty sure she has a knife set in there somewhere)

bUT SHE DOESNT.

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES. INSTEAD OF BOLTING OUT THE DOOR LIKE ANY SANE PERSON WOULD DO SHE FUCKING GOES BACK TO WHERE THE DANGER IS. She goes behind Carmilla because she trusts her. She knows Carmilla will protect her. The vampire may be part of a 300 yr old scheme in abducting girls but Laura knows that deep down Carmilla is a good person and that she would never hurt her.

And here we fully see how much Laura trusts Carmilla and it’s killing me.

[frenchfrysplash]

the great part is that I’m pretty sure Carmilla is pretty surprised that Laura doesn’t just bolt as well

[soft-puppy-boyfriend]

Scratch that, Carmilla is definitely surprised that Laura chooses to hide behind her. This is the girl that conspired against her with a small army of redheads, that used Carmilla’s feelings to lure her into a trap, that enlisted the Zetas to attack and subdue her, that held her hostage in her own room for at least 9 days, that starved her of blood for 9 days, that made light of her tragic backstory with puppets and didn’t run away but sympathised instead. It’s obvious that Carmilla knew that Will was a vampire and didn’t tell Laura but after everything Laura still trusts Carmilla to protect her because that’s what Carmilla has been doing for the past 60 years, protecting the girls her Mother wants to abduct 

and that confuses Carmilla. Because Carmilla is a vampire, a monster. Her Mother probably emotionally and maybe physically abuses her, she’s used to not being trusted, she’s used to people being scared of her. She is NOT used to people trusting her with their life even though they know what she is (think about Elle’s reaction when she found out that Carm was a vamp) She is NOT used to people having absolute faith in her.

Laura trusts her, Laura believes she’s a good person, Laura thinks she deserves better, Laura has faith that Carmilla will keep her safe.

and Carmilla is so surprised.

[lildark1]

#not only a THIS’ to the above#but also to the fact that Laura#places herself in Carmilla’s SPACE for protection#that part of the room which is Carmilla’s#and Laura puts herself there#it’s not just trust#it’s that unintentional but subtle way of being ‘claimed’#because of all the other things this also says#it’s ‘I am Carmilla’s’#and that totally fascinates me#’cuz I defintely don’t think this was a *conscious* choice on Laura’s part#which I’m reading as part of Carmilla’s confusion#cuz here’s this girl who’s been REJECTING Carmilla#since day one#saying not only ‘I trust you’#but ‘I am yours’#and there you have it#I am officially a Carmilla fangirl#gdi#stupid addictive one camera web series, (trancer21)

[thecomfiestwerewolf]

I think this move also showed WILL that Laura was important to Carmilla. I think pretty much the whole thing could have been blown off like Carmilla was trying to do, but this kind of trust is something else and it changed the whole game for them because Will knows.

[wallahhbro-deactivated20180317]

^^All this. Also, the fact that Laura takes a moment to look between the two of them but her eyes linger on Carmilla and the look in her eyes shows just how instinctual her decision to run to Carmilla’s side really is. It’s human nature to seek safety and protection; the concept is embedded deep within us, and the fact that Carmilla represents that safety for Laura is fascinatingly beautiful. And then there’s the heartbreaking moment of Carmilla looking back, surprised that she’s been entrusted, that Laura is still there, that Laura is seeking shelter in her.. but then her eyes turn back to Will and she angles herself so that she’s right in his way to Laura, so that she’s the only thing stopping him from attacking Laura. It’s beautiful and it’s heartbreaking and it’s gorgeous and it’s basically the perfect depiction of this entire ship.

[the-artificem]

iM GONNA KEEP REBLOGGING THIS BECAUSE DAMN THOSE COMMENTARIES ARE PERF AND I can’t take it

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[eggpla]

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

[fourdollaremo]

8. the dancing thing is right i can’t dance for shit

[sailoreuterpe]

9. I fucking love pumpkin spice lattes.

[murbellas-musings-deactivated20]

10. White people with unfortunate tan or burn lines are always funny

[plussizeadventure]

All this!!! and:

11. I am white as hell. Joke away.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[wildlythoughtfulsquid]

SERIOUSLY

[rootbeergoddess]

I am going to print this out and plaster it everywhere I go

[makeup-wonder-woman]

my heart just broke

[hookahbird]

Not gonna lie; I’m on the verge of tears right now. Because this is what I see every night when I come into work. I work at a Jewish-run elder care non-profit. Even in the memory care unit, we’re seeing a rise in the residents’ anxiety levels, to the point where they’ve had to stop turning on the TV news stations (and these residents still love the news). Multiple residents are direct survivors of the Shoah; some barely escaped, and almost all of them lost family members in death camps. One resident was one of the children saved by the Kindertransport. Many other residents tell me stories of when they were kids, how their neighborhoods were destroyed and relocated and of the siblings and parents they no longer have. One newer resident was finally starting to settle in when Charlottesville happened. Even though we immediately changed the channel, she was shaken. She was inconsolable for hours. When I left for the night, she was still crying and refused to leave her room. Even now, weeks after the direct event, she still is wary to come to programs, fearing that if she is away from her room too long that her possessions and place will be stolen from her like they were in 1938. Even with dementia, even with Alzheimers, these residents remember what happened. They cannot forget their lost loved ones. They cannot forget the things stolen from them. They cannot forget, period. Because this fight against Neo-Nazis isn’t just a theoretical thing. These groups know that people are forgetting about Shoah; they take great strength knowing that people from that generation are dying. When they regard WWII as a “dark cloud” hanging over the heads of this generation, it is not with a solemn regard, with they knowledge that we must not forget lest we repeat our mistakes. These White supremacists, these White Neo-Nazis, see Shoah remembrance as something they will gladly eradicate. When people gladly throw out the Nazi salute, chant the 14 words, or march under the banner of “hail victory,” they are two things and two things only – Nazi apologists and Nazi supporters. Shoah survivors are not gone. They are still here. We need to stop ignoring that this normalization of Nazis marching in the street harms real people. It’s not just ideas. It’s not just “free speech”. We cannot forget. We cannot forget. We cannot forget.

[finehoney]

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

[finehoney]

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

[librarydvd]

Reblog for love

[maobeedong]

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

[clevelandslair]

I’ve been dating my boy for 2 years and today he sneezed directly on my face and got a booger on me :’) Love is just so beautiful

[wyrmsandrocs]

Reblog if you’d rather have $45 than a gender