(Please Take Me Away From Here.)

I block porn and spam blogs. My booklr: dontbendthespines

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 13.10: Half Decent Proposal

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[tsunflowers]

can you reblog and tag with some examples of media you think are particularly bisexual. doesn't matter if it's bc you think all the characters are bi, or bc it speaks to you as a bisexual bc characters of all genders are equally appealing, or bc it just has an unidentifiable bisexual vibe

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

[laralaralara]

i’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[jackabbot]

this post is a good luck charm for everyone who needs strength and determination and energy and serotonin in the new year. so if you see this just know that you got this and i believe in you!!

[wholesomepostarchive]

12/31/2025

[maryluis]

King Arthur’s return_BBCMerlin

[historicallygay]

Yeah this defo how it ended actually

[seasonofhorror]

Happy new year, lieutenant Dan!

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

[copperbadge]

What the hell.

Is that what driving is for most people? I looked in the notes expecting to see a bunch of bewildered reactions but everyone is agreeing with OP and it's not that I don't believe you, but like.

I drove for years and hated every second of it because I was constantly aware of the fact that I was in charge of a massive chunk of speeding steel and glass capable of causing death if I sneezed at the wrong moment. Not for a single second did the car feel like a part of me. Driving always felt deeply unnatural and highly dangerous. It is indeed Wild to think that the vast majority of people apparently smoothly mind-meld with their car.

No wonder I hate driving so much. Everyone else is having a fun Carsona drift experience while I'm strapped into the pilot seat of a complicated memory game whose penalty for losing is dismemberment.

[sniperct]

#mental health 101#oof to copper#but yes#most people use music memory#our brains are designed#for tool use in a way#that permits physical mapping#to anything attached to our bodies#whether it's a sword#a prosthesis or#entire ass vehicle#I will wince or duck#if I veer too close#to things with my llv#because that's my head or shoulder#not the roof or mirror arm

[bjurnberg]

Surprising to learn some people aren’t drift compatible with their car.

I’ve had my car for 10 years and she is part of me. Then when I get in my sibling’s car it feels like I’ve been body snatched. But only for a couple hours while my brain readjusts to the new size and shape around me.

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Source: Dorothy Parker FB

[newyorkthegoldenage]

This one is always worth reposting. Telegram sent by Dorothy Parker to Robert Benchley, December 31, 1929.

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have an extra gay 2026

[ughmerlin]

incorrect merlin quotes #15

[behold-a-knave]

They keep stroking my armour lasciviously and asking to see my 'other' sword

I don't have TIME I'm literally on a QUEST

[merlinmylove]

[curioscurio]

i'll do it for sam

[curioscurio]

And when there was only one pair of footprints in the sand, that's when Samwise Gamgee carried me

[tinyjordan]

[tinyjordan]

[luxlightly]

Despite everything,

[sistersorrow]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new mountain goats

[valtsv]

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

[delicious-dream-before-the-storm]

Vivaldi played by the South African elementary school Goede Hoop Marimba Band

Turn ON the sound

[jd-kickdrum-deactivated20220908]

AMAZING

[katsdom]

Slow down, turn on the sound and take a couple of minutes to enjoy this!

[hieronymus-bush]

I think Vivaldi would have been tickled by this as he actually wrote so much of his music for an all girl orphanage/school. So to see a group of girls still playing his music hundreds of years later?!?!?! On an instrument he'd never seen?!?!?!

[caustic-light]

Wow, the drama in this performance. Genuinely amazing.

[lailah-tov]

This made me so happy that I'm going to close Tumblr and go take some time to bask in the feeling instead of scrolling right on to the next thing.

[noctumsolis]

This is one of my absolute favourite videos, favourite things, on the entire Internet. The joy! The music! Humanity at its best.

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]