im a lesbian now

IM FUCKING THIRTYYYY

[caviria]

プリンセスアゲハ - よも

[dogpuppy]

[cat-mermaid]

[makingimages]

poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve

[bogleech]

[cdlum]

midnight snacking

[boykathy]

[m0ney]

Nintendogs ･ﾟﾟ･｡♡

[evilvillain123456789]

Poop in the shower

Stomp it down the drain

All I crave is power

All I find is pain

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[thecrumbez]

Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).

I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.

[erratic-dragon-fruit]

out of the tags with you

[pangur-and-grim]

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

[pangur-and-grim]

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[anneemay]

[maculategiraffe]

it is very instructive to play both silent hill and resident evil videogames because they are very similar except for how silent hill is good and resident evil is stupid. it helps you figure out what is stupid in a video game and what is good

for example, in silent hill games, you are confronted with many weird baroque puzzles you have to solve to proceed, because that is the dark and creepy and confrontational nature of the world you are in. in resident evil games, you are confronted with weird baroque puzzles you have to solve because apparently, separate from and unrelated to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, the raccoon city designers designed the subway station map so that if you insert a red jewel into the correct diamond shaped recess, a drawer opens that contains a live hand grenade

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[test-norma1]