Hands on Auto-pilot

[alessiajontrunfio]

Wangxian

[donde-esta-mi-queso]

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

[kalidelic-blog]

why doesn’t this have more notes

[bergkonia]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[careful-knives]

@automatical

[automatical]

I made a plunger! Such a useful tool.

[careful-knives]

YANDERE CAN'T BUILD

[meru90]

the things brother lan xichen has to put up with :,^)

[cream-and-punishment]

CH. 101

[reigensarataka]

“How may I serve you?”

[ultimate-whovian]

[signedcentaur-deactivated201903]

Open the door

Get on the floor

[vardaelcntari]

Roses are red

Gandalf wears lace

[littlesati]

[automatical]

:D

[ziseviolet]

Hello :), I have a question, in Mo Dao Zi Shi donghua Hiang Cheng and Wei WuXian wear a sleeveless type of overgarment, what is this called? It doesn't show up a lot when you look for men's hanfu, and I can't seem to get the name of this overgarment.

Hi! I haven’t read/watched Modao Zushi, but I think I know what you’re talking about - the sleeveless overgarments depicted here, right?:

So….to be honest, I’m not completely sure what they are ^^;;; The closest type of hanfu they resemble (to me, anyway) is Banbi/半臂 (half-sleeve jacket). Banbi can be worn open in a parallel style, and the shortness of its sleeves can vary. Some examples:

It’s very possible that this particular sleeveless garment (which appears quite often in historical Chinese dramas as well - see below: examples from Cdrama “The Legend of Dugu”) is not based completely on historical clothing, but is rather the product of the artists/designers taking some creative liberties with fashion.

Perhaps some other knowledgeable folks can shed more light on the matter (@Fouryearsofshades)?

Hope this helps!

[automatical]

Thank you a lot for answering my question! I hope to learn more, because once I know what it’s called I can look for more of it! :D

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

DOJ: Businesses Can Discriminate Against Transgender Workers (1) (1)

The Justice Department today told the U.S. Supreme Court that businesses can discriminate against workers based on their gender identity without violating federal law.

This is fucked up

Incredibly fucked up

[cpunks]

also if this happens a lot of trans people may end up homeless and the. the government turns the other eye- proves how much they hate us!!!!!

[automatical]

If government is legally allowed to discriminate against one group, it CAN, and most likely WILL discriminate against more. To all the people who didn’t feel like voting: This is what you get.

Exclusion from the human race by waving your human rights in favor of people who hate you.

[ribghoul]

respect trans people’s chosen names and pronouns or die

[automatical]

Trans People Won't Exist (according to the law) | Stef Sanjati [CC]

Please reblog to signal boost

[luoglacier]

so this is how next episode goes like right

[careful-knives]

… yes

[ill-go-with-that-then]

I’ve seen a lot of discussion about this gif, and what these particular gestures might mean, and it looks like the consensus among fans is that Mic is asking for a high-five, and Aizawa is reminding him that his hands are in giant flipping casts and thus, a high-five is impossible. A real tragedy.

BUT LISTEN

We’ve all overlooked what that means. THAT MEANS that these guys high-five all the goddamn time, and have for the past FIFTEEN YEARS. So often that Mic has come to expect it, and Aizawa feels the need to explain why it won’t be happening. Picture it:

They capture a villain together? High-five!

School gets cancelled and they get to stay home and play video games all day like teenagers? Slap it!

Some hero they both hate got flung into an open manhole and had to be hosed down in the street by the fire department? Don’t leave me hangin’!

These two high-five like huge dorks all the time and I think that’s beautiful. 

[automatical]

I always thought Eraserhead was just flipping him.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING

[pouchrat-deactivated20190708]

[image: tweet by .@capsule_169 on 8 May 2018:

“The time traveler appeared at important parts of his life with help and advice. She was so cool and beautiful, and he wished he could be more like her. One day she unlocked his phone, via fingerprint scanner. He realized who she was, and suddenly the future looked so bright.”]