I assure you, I'm not mad, just Greek

19 // bored most of the time // I also draw sometimes (pew) // this is a eurovision blog during that one week in may, you have been warned

[a11y-kat]

Artists looking at their hands to figure out which side of the hand the thumb is on

[gif87a-com]

[freakxwannaxbe]

I feel like I am being held hostage

[klubbhead]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[thespectacularspider-girl]

He doesn’t blink through this entire thing

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[rowark]

This is funny, obviously, but even if you don't go to the extreme of the example above, this is a separate seat for one person, with a back and 4 legs:

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

So like... it's almost like strict definitions are exclusionary.

[lizluvscupcakes]

Reblog to hit a transphobe with a separate seat for one person

[snek-snacc-deactivated20251015]

Honestly major L to Odysseus. What did he do? Trick one cyclops into thinking his name was Nobody. Try tricking millions of people into believing your name is Dave

[ampervadasz]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

[carebewear]

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

[thebeanestbad]

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horrifying movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

[thebeanestbad]

you’re the only person who’s allowed to reply to this post anymore

[therealabbyham-deactivated20250]

Things I learned from musicals

Don't be gay in Indiana.

Say no (especially to "this")

Stop. (Especially when it comes to tattoos, alcohol, boys, and sending pictures).

Do a background check on your mailman boyfriend (he could be a Nazi)

Don't say his name (don't make deal with a demon straight from hell)

Don't do drugs from Japan.

There are giants in the sky and it was his her fault.

Good deeds don't go unpunished.

Make pie = get men

Don't lie about having friends don't betray your friends for a dead guy you didn't really know

If you see your dead son, go to therapy not a psychopharmacologist

If he says he would die for you... He might be serious.

Don't live in a fantasy world when your best friend is dying if tuberculosis.

A smile completes a wardrobe.

Most men have it coming.

You have to kiss a fish to be a citizen of Newfoundland.

DONT MAKE A DEAL WITH HADES IF YOU HAVE ANXIETY

Don't trust men named Henry.

[peachdoxie]

I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

[peachdoxie]

I'm insane for other reasons.

[mwagneto]

losing my MIND

[dragelton]

[mwagneto]

[hackedalien-deactivated20150201]

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

[bulbahaur-deactivated20160607]

7,810,521,682 and me

[cxndaquil]

This is my absolute favorite post ever i even saved the image on my laptop under the name of “and me” in a special folder with nothing but this image

[senterri]

Remember not to praise Disney itself for diversity and inclusion in new Baymax show. You should be thanking animators and directors for pushing this idea which Disney was probably 100% opposed to in the first place. Remember leaked emails written to Alex Hirsh? Don't get fooled.

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

This was my instagram bio in 7th grade

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

this is literally the funniest thing ive ever read. your 7th grade self was a genius

[wellsyonpiano]

you're ALL WRONG the umbrella academy can never be riverdale because they have 30 year olds playing 16 year olds and tua has an 18 year old playing a 58 year old

[naosaki-deactivated20240120]

technoblade means a lot to me and i'll miss him forever, i hope he's resting peacefully knowing that his content brought so much comfort to so many people <3

[lair-master]

never thought about how much the teletubbies’ home looks like hobbiton:

i mean, right?!?!?

are teletubbies hobbits? should there be a teletubby halfling subrace? and who in their right mind would play one?

discuss.

[bowtieinbellingham]

Follow up:

Facts are facts. @ladycloud @esmesqualor-not-esmecullen

[frodo-with-glasses]

That time Legolas and Gandalf had a sass battle on the slopes of Caradhras.