"Let's go to Paris," they say. "It'll be sooooo fun!" they say. "No," I reply, "it'll smell like a urinal, you'll ask for directions to the train station from different people and get sent to a different place each time, you'll be turned around by soldiers with assault rifles, you'll stow away on a train by accident, you'll jump a plethora of turnstiles even though you have a ticket, you'll run a mile or two to the bus station to get your friend's inhaler who may or may not be in the midst of an asthma attack, you'll miss the final train and get locked inside the subway until you can find someone with keys (which takes a while), you'll get stuck downtown at four in the morning but find honest people you find at two in the morning who also missed their train and who barely speak English but will make it their mission to aid you, together you'll ask homeless men, drug dealers, and prostitutes for help, you'll get locked out of your hotel twice, wait for the doors to open at 7 am once and break back in the second time after trying to throw rocks at your friends' window but accidentally making them into their neighbors open window, you'll get the police threatened on you at another hotel "in five minutes!" because you have an extra person with you, you'll get your wallet - which was full of a couple hundred Euro because that's the day you got paid back for the hotels you've been paying for - stealthily stolen via a distraction made by a group of thieves at McDonalds at the Louvre, you'll get back into the Louvre to find your wallet and skip the line because luckily the security guard believed you and let you in through the other entrance, you'll ride buses convincing the driver you have a ticket (which was in the aforementioned wallet) by flashing a bus map you took from the bus, you'll stumble into a military ceremony you definitely don't belong in below the Arc de Triomphe, you'll walk into a police station at a shady part of town (which happens to be where your final hotel is) in the middle of the night that someone will get mugged just outside of five minutes later, you'll have so many ridiculous things happen over the course of a few days that they'll all blur together and you'll forget the rest. But you'll write a very long run-on sentence about it, have amazing lifelong memories to share with your friends, eat some amazing crepes, and hey, the Louvre is pretty awesome."
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