Shoot For the Moon

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[thepurelands-deactivated2021031]

I don’t know who this bloke is, but I definitely think we should all start saying “thriving wage” until it becomes a thing

[daywalker75]

This makes me think of that line Hopper from A Bug’s Life and just the relationship shown between the grasshoppers and the ant colony: 

In case you can’t see the quote very well, “Those puny ants outnumber us a hundred to one. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life. It’s not about food, it’s about keeping those ants in line.”

[musicalsilence]

Are you telling me that when i watched bug’s life i was actually watching a proletariat revolution?

[accidental-muse]

yes.

[athenasdragon]

Ain’t baby yoda that Russian witch who lives in the house with chicken feet

[liketherazor]

So not knowing the reference, i googled “Russian witch house” and I’ll be damned. Turns out that’s a whole genre of music.

[fortheloveofyugioh]

I lay myself face down and end my turn.

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[homunculus-argument]

cat: hey you gonna eat that?

human: uh, that’s a rat. They’ve been showing up ever since we started harvesting grain. We don’t eat them, they eat our food.

cat: free game then. Cool.

human: be my guest.

cat: hey is this spot free? It looks warm and I need a place to have my litter.

humans: this is my house. Feel free, I guess, just don’t get stepped on.

cat: hey can you watch my kittens for me? I need to hunt and I don’t want predators finding them.

human: holy shit these buggers are cute. Nothing will happen to them.

cat: I am going to climb on your lap now and you are going to love me.

human: I’m ok with this.

[sailor--spoon]

HEY JUST TO REMIND EVERYONE: CATS DOMESTICATED THEMSELVES AND WE ARE JUST LUCKY THAT THEY CHOSE TO HAVE US IN THEIR LIVES

[microcroft]

kinda mad because op managed to summarize the domestication of cats in a single post what it took me a 10+ page research paper to explain

[lemonsharks]

Please consider that first time a cat sat on a person’s lap

Ancient Sumerian proto-cat-lady: she’s on me she’s on me Sweet Lady Ishtar the baby cat is on me and she is ASLEEP and I shall die here and when I die I will be happy

[teathattast]

[stream]

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).

[imvietnamesenotchinese]

Excuse me WHAT THE FU—

[orion98]

The 90’s were weird

[404-later]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[mounmantaka]

@fresno-nightcrawler

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[pissvortex]

[theocseason4]

amazing, truly

[theocseason4]

me

[moghedien]

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

[adhduck]

oblivious third wheel mark hamill is a legend

[malcolmcooks]

i’m mark hamill

[snowystater-blog]

bitty

[shitpost-senpai]

Actually, This is how the webcam was invented. 

At Cambridge University, they were sick of checking the coffee pot level, so Quentin Stafford-Frasier wrote client software for a greyscale 128x128 camera hooked up to an acorn archemedes computer.  Paul Jardetzky wrote the server program.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Room_coffee_pot

[americansylveon-deactivated2017]

Technology always comes full circle.

[loremerchant]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[paleontologymemes]

I love animals with strange appearances like these because it really opens your mind up to some of the strange “accessories” dinosaurs may have had, so to speak.

Imagine toucans being extinct and scientists were trying to figure out what the curl-crested aracari looked like. I can bet you they never would’ve even speculated that it would’ve had such strange curls and ruffles. This bird looks like it came out of a salon with some dye to go with the style. Fossils tell us so much, but strange and interesting patterns like these are sadly lost to time. I can only imagine how interesting dinosaurs would’ve looked with some interesting feathering and unusual curls.

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

I’ve been staring at this for five minutes wondering why the fuck im still on this site

[imat711yallneedanything]

I’d say this post makes me want to die but apparently I can’t even do that in peace now can i

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

boys who are too edgy for frats and too normal for art school think it is their God-given right to go to the roofs of tall buildings and take pictures of their friends with an expensive Nikon DSLR set on auto.

[artsdrug]

you could find a complaint about french toast on this website i swear. no stone left unturned

[memescomedy]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

there were better ways to do this. those signs do come off

[neonprotagonist]

they actually grow back when you try to do that though. like lizard tails.

[regularlesbian]

[regularlesbian]

this is like scrooge seeing his own grave in a christmas carol

[icedcoffeeandmurder]

i’m sorry but if i don’t disappear mysteriously, causing an odd group of people who knew me to get together to solve my disappearance, all the while they find out they all knew wildly different versions of me and didn’t really know me at all, then what has this all been for?