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💕 My clown family is growing 💕

😌Ugh I love my children so much 😍

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jenroses

I’m laughing, but there’s a super useful corollary, which my husband calls “the Red Balloon.” He was a defense lawyer and had a fair number of drug addicts come through, and there is a thing where if you’re like, on your first offense, they’ll do a thing where you can go to treatment and if you complete it they’ll take the conviction off your record. And he would tell his clients, “Look, everyone’s going to tell you not to do drugs. They’re going to say it over and over again. And it’s like, if people tell you not to think of a white elephant, you’re going to think of a white elephant. But the trick to not thinking about a white elephant is to think of a red balloon. So you need to find your red balloon. For some people it’s yoga. For others it’s woodworking. For some people it’s scrapbooking or gardening or any of a long list of things to do. They focus on that, it’s a lot easier to succeed in ignoring the white elephant.” So yeah, “watch yourself” is one thing… but the better idea is to watch something else. (Even if it’s fanfic about werewolves fucking.)

It’s a form of productive dissociation, and is super, super helpful. It’s easy for me to get bogged down in how much pain I’m in… but some of the most painful periods of my life have also been the most productive, writing-wise, because writing is one of my red balloons.

gh0stwriting

Hear me out, the slashers (michael,, Brahms, and whoever you want) reaction to a very touchy s/o? And not like in a sexual way(but lets be honest some booty grabs do happen), but more of the s/o just always touching them in someway, feet in their lap, sitting close, leaning against them, that sort if thing. Please and thank you! (I love your writing 😍😍)

(i literally picked the last 2 by whose ass id want to grab most and couldnt decide. also tysm!! 🥺)

BRAHMS

he never really noticed you being touchy because hes very much the same, if youre watching a movie he’d either pull you into his chest or lay with his head in your lap. he doesnt see it as anything outside of his definition of normal and he likes that youre as affectionate as he is.

if you grabbed or smacked his ass he’d giggle and 100% do it back unless you told him not to. but would most likely turn it into a game where youd try to grab each others ass without being caught, hes in the lead by a lot tho.

also yall are the crown royalty of just hugging for like 20 mins and not talking or trying to do anything else, just standing in the middle of a room and holding each other until you get tired of standing and do the same thing but on the couch

if youre ever doing something for work or are just generally busy expect brahms to slide in behind you on your chair and just fall asleep leaning on you. also he’ll do anything he can to sit behind you without you having to move out of the way because he doesnt want to interrupt what youre doing but most of the time he almost falls trying to, hes determined tho.

and if hes busy (which lets be real he rarely is unless it involves you) then you’ll be the one obnoxiously leaning on him but he loves it and giggles every time you try to move to get his attention back to you, youre just a sucker for him as he is for you.

MICHAEL MYERS

the first time you put your legs in his lap or cuddled extra close, he thought it was weird and rather annoying, but quickly realized this is your personal version of love. as close to your lover as possible.

it makes him feel wanted in a way he hasnt felt since he was a kid and originally its conflicting to him. why would anyone want him? but of course no matter what he does you dont leave and your affection grows more prevalent every day, starting with small things and eventually climbing onto whatever you have to so you can sneak him a kiss, even if it means falling.

he soon finds it really adorable that you could feel so strongly for someone, especially when you know so little about him. he would try to initiate the same affection but he fears hurting you, after all hes built like a fridge and could easily kill you.

though that doesnt mean he doesnt try to initiate affetion, because he does, but only when hes in a really good mood. like when you were watching black and white horror movies and he grabbed you a little too roughly and pulled you into his lap, wrapping his arms around your waist and just staying there until you had to get up.

though some things you do seem to make him very uncomfortable you try to catch onto what it was and tone it down so as to make him as comfortable as possible, he generally does seem to be partial to affection, but mostly on his terms. hes like an old angry cat.

BUBBA SAWYER

so sometimes when youre just meandering around the house with nothing to do youll just run up to him and hug him really tightly on impulse, which would initially startle him and then he’d coo quietly and hug you back, baby boy just likes being loved and youre more than happy to give him all the love he deserves.

another of his favorite things you do is when you walk into his workshop, announce your prescence as to not startle him and then just either watch him work with your hands on his shoulders and your chin resting on his head or to cover the top of his head and back of his neck with kisses until he starts giggling and then puts down his work to spend time with you. you may be petty, but it works.

Drayton HATES how lazy you two get sometimes, but its not so much you being lazy as it is just you basking in each others presence and enjoying the comfort that things like cuddling bring.

also if you do grab his ass randomly he’ll squeal like a pig from shock and its honestly really funny bc after he covers his face bc of how hard hes blushing, though you wouldnt have been able to tell otherwise

Bubba is so affection starved that hed spend the rest of his life just cuddling you and hes fine with that, he just thinks youre warm and small like a teddy bear (but lets be real almost everyones short to him bc hes like 6’5 and thiccc)

BILLY LOOMIS AND STU MACHER

Ok so, Stu is very affectionate and loves giving and receiving massive amounts of affection. Billy on the other hand is emotionally constipated and doesnt show feelings if he has a choice, especially not in public.

that being said tho, in private you three are insperable. almost always touching somehow, even if its just your thighs touching while you watch movies, or in Stu’s case, as much of his body touching as much of yours and Billy’s as possible, not unlike a puppy.

also prepare to be in the middle of some kind of ghostface sandwich bc they both want to have maximum contact with you while cuddling so they can hopefully keep you safe if anything were to happen.

also Billy isnt always one for affection but if he wants it hes gonna get it and hes gonna do it in the most dramatic way possible. like when youre watching tv he’ll just flop down onto your lap with a hand on his forehead and a dramatic sigh and just lay there until you make him leave.

teradoration

Imagine guiding a huge monster boy through his first time.

You are tiny in comparison, but he’s so nervous that you have to take the lead. He lies on his back with his massive hands covering his face, the muscles in his abdomen tensing as you sit on his lap. His dick nudges against your thigh, and you start to feel a bit anxious yourself when you feel how thick and swollen it is. Still, you don’t say anything; he flinches and whimpers when you line it up, and all you can do is choke out a few words of reassurance as you sink down onto it.

It does hurt - a slow burn that spreads you open, but that doesn’t matter when you see the look on his face. His hands have slipped up into his hair, and he pulls on the black stands with his mouth open, eyes screwed shut like he’s in agony. He grunts and rocks his hips, starting to bite at his own lip, and you can only imagine how good it feels. He answers your thoughts with a low moan.

“Ah, this - I can’t - it’s so - nnnghhhh,” he groans, and you’ve never seen him looking so helpless.

Your ass bumps against his thighs when the last of his length gets swallowed up, and he whimpers again.

“It’s okay,” you find yourself saying. You reach down and rub his belly soothingly, feeling it tense under your fingers as his cock throbs inside you.

You shift a bit, getting used to being so full - it doesn’t feel so bad now. You rise up an inch and drop back down, and suddenly he sits bolt upright, clawed hands gripping your shoulders so hard that they’ll bruise.

“D-don’t move, ah,” he begs, taking deep, ragged breaths.

“Are you okay?”

He shakes his head desperately.

“If you move, I’ll come.”

His whole body shudders and his brow creases in concentration.

“Don’t worry,” you tell him. Truthfully, you love that he’s so close to coming already; he is this incredible, monstrous creature, and you are just a regular human, yet somehow you’re still good enough to make him tremble. “It’s alright,” you say again, and you rock your hips hard.

You’ll never forget the look on his face when he comes. Blood drips down his chin from his bitten lip and he growls and jerks, hips pumping erratically, claws digging into your skin. He only opens his dark eyes when he’s thoroughly spent, his normally pale face flushed red.

“I’m sorry,” he gasps, but you smile.

“Don’t be.” You lean in for a kiss and feel his heavy breathing, his chest rising and falling against your own. “We have the rest of our lives to do this.” You run your tongue along his lip, tasting his coppery blood and humming contentedly.

“Mmmm,” he agrees, and that’s when you feel something twitch inside you.

Your first time didn’t really last that long, it’s true - but from the way he’s started kissing you harder, dragging his hands down to cup your ass and grinding up into you, you don’t really think you’re going to have to wait all that long until your second time.

trashy-slashy

Really enjoy the way you write (especially for bo and Michael!!) can we get some nsfw hc’s for those two??

Thank you so much for your kind words ☺️ I’m just gonna go ahead and apologise for whatever I end up writing for Bo in advance 👀

(Michael is GNReader and Bo is FemReader)

NSFW below

ilovetomotoes3000

The wedding is about to begin!!

acecrack-mack

I ship it

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The bridesmaids and groomsmen are coming down the aisle!

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The ring bearer!!!

acecrack-mack

This is beautiful

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Flower girl with the bride and her father in tow!

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And everyone is in places!!!!!

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"if anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace"

theladyoffangorn

THIS IS MY MOMENT

MY FUCKING TIME TO SHINE

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“I OBJECT”

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{disapproving gasps}

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“Bethany!” The bride says. “You-you know this woman?” The groom says. He is baffled.

dogwithpants

I physically need to know what happens next

ilovetomotoes3000

“Why yes!” The bride says, “She is the only person I’ve ever really loved!”

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omg what a plot twist

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“Bethany, will you marry me?” The bride says.

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“Yes!” Bethany says and they both kiss.

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“Well then!” Says the groom, “I suppose if you’re marrying Bethany, I’ll marry Thomas!”

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Double wedding!

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Honeymoon photos!

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BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

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:D

crittizen

This is it. The perfect tumblr thread.

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:0

masks-n-steel

Bonus

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Link

anauthorandherservicedog

I believe he also now has a library card.

english-history-trip

Would die for MERLin

beezarre

@batnbreakfast LOOK AT THIS! Can’t believe I had that set aside and forgot about it >.<

batnbreakfast

There might even be bats with library cards… (and I love Merlin & also the MERL).

ladillados

kontrollsysteme

we’ve gone from the yee haw agenda to the ye olde thot programme

sapper-in-the-wire-old

Just so y’all know this is 100% historical

Silks and such were hard to repair on campaign, but still expensive so soldiers tended to try and save the bottom half of pants or sleeves if they got cut and torn. There was lots of different ways to try and salvage them:

You could tie it up with a ribbon, or hastily sew it back on but decoratively like top row forth from the left is, or just stuff it in your boot like the guy above does.

But since the era was a gigantic fashion duel between mercenaries the booty shorts look became it’s own thing (also it was cheaper so very practical for other reasons).

the-real-skeletor

Ye olde booty shorts

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abz-j-harding

Some MORE incredibly rude ravens

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clownaroundtown

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

Hello good people !!

I have made a few clown dolls before, and someone submitted a question asking if I followed any guide for them or had a guide myself. I sorta made it up as I went for the first doll, but I have learned better methods of doing things since then!

Here is my guide on how to make some dudes for yourself!

You will need:

Fabric for the body - I used an off-white fleece for the torso and limbs for this one, but have previously used a thin off-white sorta cotton fabric, which works better if you want floppier/thinner limbs!

Fabric for the clothes - Use whatever you want, honestly! I used some cool stretchy silver-metallic fabric for mine but have previously used cotton and polyester patterned fabrics !

Polymer clay - I used Sculpey III for this one, but for my previous two I used some other kind of Sculpey that was very very light and airy, which made it hard to sculpt properly without squishing it! If you want to add any detail to the face shape, use some firm polymer clay !

Posca pens (optional) and acrylic paints - Acrylics are used for the base coat on the head. I used the paints for the details too previously, but used posca pens on this one which was much easier to do the face details with! Either works just fine, though : )

Faux fur - for hair! If you want a bald clown or one with just a hat without hair, you don't need this!

Decorative trims and such - I used some pink frilly elastic trim, blue dotted non-elastic trim, white elastic frilly mesh, buttons, a silver bell and some blue velvet ribbon for this guy! You can literally use whatever you want (ribbons, bows, pom-poms, lace, etc) to make your clown look cute!!

Varnish - Use spray varnish if you can! It'll help prevent the face paint from smudging (all 3 of mine have had this happen using varnish with a brush). It is possible to use varnish with a brush on them but be careful with it! I used sculpey gloss varnish.

Tin/aluminium foil

Basic sewing supplies (needles, thread, pins, scissors)

Steps

1. Make a ball out of the foil, a little smaller than the size you want the finished head.

2. Cover it in a layer of Sculpey and sculpt the face shape you want. Include a pretty thick neck with the base at the bottom WIDER than the rest of the neck. This will be how the head is anchored to the body!

3. Bake the clay, let it cool, and sand it down so that it is nice and even without any finger-prints!

4. Paint a base coat on it with acrylic paints!

5. Paint/draw on whatever face details you want using acrylics or posca pens! Let your creativity flow!!

6. Varnish it!

7. Draw out the body pieces (torso and limbs) on your body fabric. You'll need two torso pieces, four leg pieces and four arm pieces. Honestly there's no method to what shape to draw, just draw what shapes you want them to be! (Remember to reverse each second piece though so that they match up when sewing them together). I used a rounded rectangle for the torso, and chose to make the legs on mine very long!

8. Cut out all the pieces and sew them together with the CORRECT sides facing INWARDS and the WRONG sides facing outwards. Once sewn, flip them inside out. MAKE SURE TO LEAVE THE TOP SIDE OF THE TORSO UN-SEWN TO INSERT THE HEAD!

9. Almost fully fill the body with plastic pellets, and only partially fill the limbs (I filled them about 1/4 full)! If you don't have those, use dry rice like I did (or dry lentils) or sand! If you use sand, ensure sure you make your stitches REALLY close together so sand doesn't come out of any gaps! If you want the limbs to be chunkier, fill them with more pellets OR stuff the rest of them with poly-fill or cotton wool!

10. Insert the neck into the torso and sew the opening tight around it, like this! The wide base of the neck stops the head from coming out : )

11. Sew on the limbs! The stitching doesn't have to be perfect here since the clothes will hide it!

12. Make the clothes! You can make whatever kind of clothing you like; I just made a baggy little jumpsuit sorta thing for my guy! To do this, I laid the clown out on the fabric and roughly drew the shape for clothes around him based on what I wanted! Flip it, lay it down in the fabric again and then trace this to get the second jumpsuit piece!

13. Use the same method of sewing the pieces together with the CORRECT sides facing each other so the WRONG sides are facing outwards. Then turn the clothes inside-out so that the eight sides are now facing outwards! MAKE SURE TO LEAVE OPENINGS FOR THE HEAD AND LIMBS TO COME OUT THROUGH!

14. Put the clothes on the clown!!

15. (Optional) Glue fake fur on the too of the head in the style you want it! I used hot glue because I didn't have anything else, but fabric glues and all-purpose glues would be good too! If you don't want hair, just skip this step!

16. (Optional) Hat!! Cut out a wide triangle shape, sew the opposite sides together and then see a circle to the base if you want a pointy hat like my dude's one (I don't have photos of this sadly but I'm sure there's a tutorial out there of how to sew a cone)! Then glue the base to the top of the head.

16. And finally, add all the trims and extra bits you want to make them look super cute !!! I just sewed on some ribbon to the base of the cat and around the ankles, sewed some frilly elastic trims around the neck, added a little silver bell to the hat, sewed frilly trim around the wrists and ankles and then sewed two buttons into the front of his clothes!

And then, your little clown is done !!!

I hope this comes in handy to anyone wanting to make their own clown dude!

I would appreciate any reblogs and such of this to help spread the clown joy !!

Have fun !!!

(Small note! I would appreciate if you didn't copy any of my clowns directly! Please use this as more of a guide than an exact tutorial to make this specific clown! Being creative with yours is much more fun!! :•D)

indiefairy

welcome to a mini-series of every aesthetic i can think of. here’s part one.

clowncore is an “aesthetic” surrounding clowns, mimes, jesters, and more. this aesthetic can be interpreted in a few different ways. so, i broke this post into two different sections. one for (as i call it) light clowncore, and dark clowncore.

this can be the usual clown, including balloons, polka dots, and other bright, happy symbols. (2nd picture is done by @uwumars !)

dark clowncore can be depicted in a dark, sort of morbid way, with knives and plenty of gore.

i also decided that i am going to make a lil playlist for each post! so here ya go!

there’s something happening - jack stauber

carousel - melanie martinez

it’s my party - lesley gore

a few tumblrs that are clowncore oriented! feel free to follow them! (do it now.)

@clownratz @drowning-in-clowns @nb-clownking @clownsoftheday @pngclown @gummyhalo @clownhorn @fancifool @ditsotheclown @sirkusteltta @clown-sip @fizzy-izzys-circus @unsavoryclown

moonkitty

WHY IS DRAWING HANDS SO FUCKING HARD

moonkitty

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rubykgrant

you just gotta figure out how to do the mitten thing! (everybody does it differently, so whatever works for you)

make a little mitten shape, a bump for the big thumb muscle, a line for where you want to knuckles to be (and where the fingers end), and you can work out how the hand does hand things~

you can make them more simple or more real, however you want! hands are weird, so don’t worry if they keep looking wrong for a while, once you figure out what works for you, it’ll click. If you practice like 10 or-so basic hand shapes, you can make slight variations on all those, and 10 turns into 20 different hand poses~

Good luck, you can do it, practice until you find your groove, hands are stupid, don’t worry if they don’t look right!

moonkitty

you are a fucking saint x2

My arts put me in a low mood now all I want are hugs from mothman

#mothman #monster boyfriend #monster lover #monsters #art #motivating myself #meh

With all this self isolation going on it gives me plenty of time to daydream about cuddling monsters in the woods at the back of my house

#monster lover #monster boyfriend #forest #daydreaming again #just daydreaming #self isolation #introvert

horrordirtbag

the fact that michael keeps his collar popped means that every single time he steals someones coveralls he consciously pops the collar before beginning his slaughter and i think about that a lot

i wish we could see this in the movie, because it has to happen

i am more curious as to why he does that than i am why he kills

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