auxilium

Call me Aux! | 25 | She/Her | Panromantic Asexual | ENFP | Activist | Multi-Fandom | I love making friends!

[spiderworries]

I love how in mr brightside he’s like “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine” and then proceeds to describe how he is not doing fine at all

[caspersgraveyard]

the masculine urge

the feminine urge

the human urge to yearn for the existence of dragons

[tilthat]

TIL that airplane pilots would announce that Jonas Salk was on board and passengers would burst into applause. Hotels routinely would upgrade him into their penthouse suites.

via reddit.com

[findingfeather]

For those who don’t know and don’t want to click thru to find out: Jonas Salk is the reason we in North America no longer live in terror of polio. He also refused to patent or profit from his vaccine. He also spent the last years of his life researching a vaccine for AIDS, long before that was cool and back when a lot of people were secretly hoping it really would just kill all the gays. So you’re damn right people applauded and gave free upgrades.

[doomhamster]

Reblogging again because this time I did click through, and because of the times in which we live: Jonas Salk was Jewish, and the child of immigrants. 

[asleepinawell]

Had the weirdest dream last night.

[fyjjong]

v live: [danstagram] x inspiration ♡ 161201

[amyrory]

AERITH

[supernaturalyaoi]

[geryone]

Headless John The Baptist Hitchhiking, C.T. Salazar

[batzies]

[Text ID: I love you. / I say your name all the time when you’re not around / just to put more of you in the world. End ID.]

[ghostwise]

pet peeve is when fantasy media includes an in-depth calendar system. i barely know what month we’re in as it is, now I have to keep track of your made up months? First seed? Wintermarch?? 8:24 Blessed? Stardate 49373.4? JULY????

[satanasaeternus]

Terre Verte

[writing-prompt-s]

After bitting a Fae, the Vampire claims that she must serve him, for his bite converted her into his thrall. The Fae claims that the Vampire must serve her, for the vampire ate fae food without her permission. As none of them is willing to give up, they bring the case to you, a lawyer.

[beaky-peartree]

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night

it’s tommy wiseau

[xenosagaepisodeone]

there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time

[starpeace]

sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive

[starpeace]

if the sunshiney character doesn’t have to cover their mouth up trying not to laugh at every sharp comment, completely altering how everyone else thinks abt the sunshiney character, then what’s the point

[pennypaperbrain]

Much as I adore hippos, this is undeniably just. (via @persian-slipper)

[prohumanagenda]

Relatable

[stevebuckythyla]

@leandra-winchester

[evangelainy]

i need a girl to hug me like she's a touch-starved lesbian and i'm an ikea plushie

[jokerlives]

[good-pokemon-center-reviews]

[tilde-heart]

[Image description: A smiling, sitting plushie of the Pokemon Sunflora followed by a five-star Pokemon Center review from Avis N which says “Age: 20-30, a good man, very hard working, provides for his family.” End description]