Hard in Hightown with Brian Bloom
BioWare: Enjoy the dulcet tones of Brian Bloom as he reads an excerpt from Hard in Hightown, a book penned by prolific dwarven writer Varric Tethras (with help from BioWareās Mary Kirby). [x]

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Hard in Hightown with Brian Bloom
BioWare: Enjoy the dulcet tones of Brian Bloom as he reads an excerpt from Hard in Hightown, a book penned by prolific dwarven writer Varric Tethras (with help from BioWareās Mary Kirby). [x]
An Interview with Varric Tethras
On the eve of Hard in Hightownās book release, Polygon interviews Varric Tethras on the changes between the original and the book, his famous (perhaps infamous?) adventures with both Hawke and the Inquisition, and Kirkwall consistently dealing with shit.
(Technically itās Mary Kirby delivering the interview as Varric Tethras, but use your imaginationāand your inner Brian Bloom voiceāand you canāt tell the difference.)
You can read it on Polygon.Ā
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Headcanon: Jane Foster Saves The Universe
Ever since I saw Thor: Ragnarok (which I loved SO MUCH), all Iāve been able to think about is that one throwaway line that explained away Jane Fosterās absence. It really steams my clams that we had this awesome scientist who was as awkward and earnest as any of us dorks, who humanized a bratty space prince and never compromised herself or her work, and they erased her with a single line about her dumping Thorālike it explained anything. Like, she tore apart the stars looking for him for three years, and suddenly sheās like āPeace out, girl scoutā? I canāt see her giving up him and their life togetherāwhich they fought forāfor anything.
After a lot of angry mumbling to myself and singing along to sad 90s ballads in my car, I realized exactly what must have happened.
Odin happened.
The All-Father himself shows up on Janeās doorstep at like 6 in the morning on a random Tuesday, wearing a ratty bathrobe and in serious need of a bath and beard trim. She suddenly feels better about the fact that sheās not wearing a bra under her shirt.
Itās actually Thorās shirt.
āThey evacuated the nursing home and I slept under a bridge before I recalled that you resided in the next town overā is a sentence she never expected to come out of the mouth of a veritable god, and yet here they are. Instead of asking the many questions she has (most of them starting with āwhatā and āthe fuckā), she hustles him inside and gets him seated on the couch with a mug of the really good coffee (sent weekly by Tony Stark, because āminds like ours need high test, pangolin, youāll see what Iām talking aboutā).
āAt least you Midgardians can do one thing right,ā Odin rumbles and drains his coffee in a single go, because like father like son, and the son is a champion mead drinker on several worlds. It physically pains Jane to give Odin any more of it, because it comes by the ounce and not by the can, and itās going to be another six days before her next coffee delivery arrives.
Odin asks if they can watch The Price Is Right. The nursing home had him follow a pretty strict routine and he hates deviating from it.
Seriously, what.
While Drew Carey explains the rules of Lucky Seven to contestant Linda, who has the chance to win a new truck if sheās left holding a dollar by the end of the game, Jane finally canāt hold it in anymore and blurts out that Thor isnāt there. āHeās gone this week. Hunting for more Infinity Stones. You know. Since the thing with Malekith, weāve been searching for more. But he should be back by Friday.ā
Odin nods sagely and says that Linda should choose 4 as her next guess.
This is the man who once compared her to a goat. Now heās yelling at the TV because Linda picked 9.
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This is awesome
FUCKING GIVE THIS PERSON A MARVEL-SIZED MOVE BUDGET AND THE NUMBER OF NATALIE PORTMANāS AGENT PLS
YOU GUYS ITāS DECEMBER 10TH YOU DONāT UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
Santa is on strike due to global warming. Ā All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Ā Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
āMUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDRENā
āYes goodā
āAND EAT THE BAD ONESā
āWait noā
āEAT THEMā
āsasha noā
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THATāS IT
Noliās mouth catches up with her in Trespasser
(Backgrounds all my own screenshots up until that last one, used an official pic from Bioware/EA because it turns out I didnāt have much Trespasser screenshots)
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This is so precious I canāt evenā¦
Everybody loves pumpkin enrichment!Ā
These are great items because theyāre fun for the herbivores to each, the carnivores to tear apart, and everybody to roll and throw around. Theyāre tactile, olfactory, and edible enrichment all in one!Ā
I believe theyāre acceptable on-exhibit enrichment for naturalistic facilities like Brookfield in Chicago, too.Ā
Well, this is definitely the most fun Iāve had while making a post.
Inspired by this one from capnphaggit.Ā Images & copyrights: Trifid Nebula (M20)Ā by Marcus Davies, The Catās Eye Nebula andĀ Star-forming region Sharpless 2-106Ā byĀ NASA, ESA, the Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA). Please donāt remove the credits.
do it!
Makes the universe look like an organ, a beating heart
Absolutely beautiful.Ā
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So had this been done yet orā¦
Have you read ready player one? I just did over spring break and I really loved it. Plus, you hold a political position in the book :)
Yes, I read it.
New favorite thing ever
Reading a word and hearing it spoken/sang in an unrelated source at the same time.
when you see itā¦
Nope nope nope
CONFESSION:
I think that Andromeda will have an entirely Human crew and that the fandom will lose their damn minds about it. N7 is a Human designation and the N7 Day video had Shep talking about āweā (meaning humanity) being explorers. I donāt think there will be any of the other races weāve seen before in the game. Instead I think there will be all new ones to learn about, and I canāt friggin wait!
New favorite thing ever
When pedestrians are walking to the beat of the song I'm listening to.
What if Bob Ross made a Mario level? My buddies and I are huge fans of Bob Ross and Mario Maker so we made this video I hope you enjoy!
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I love everything about this. Everything.
SOME OF US ARE OLD YOU GUYSĀ