Thank Azar it's Friday

Chaos witch. D&D. Pathfinder. Magic: The Gathering. Baldur's Gate. Critical Role. Anything nerdy, really. Warning: might cry and complain a lot. DM me for tw tags I might not notice.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: If you got arrested what would be the charges?

Imoen: Theft.

Garrick: Disturbing the peace.

Shar-Teel: Aggravated assault.

Neera: Arson.

Dorn: All of the above. In that order, probably.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: Minsc, snap out of it! It’s time for the ol’ alley-oop!

Minsc: The ol’ whatty what?

Charname: Sword, stabby, bad man!

Minsc, immediately charging into battle: RAAAAAAAGH!

[avandra]

✨Just Minsc-y things✨

[mrkida-art]

Just a lil baby dwarf being kissed on the cheek 8) 

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Haer’dalis: Okay, yes, we’re screwed. But so what!? Just because we’re going to fail doesn’t mean it won’t be any fun along the way!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: I like to think of myself as a semi-responsible adult here.

Jaheira: Imoen is 70% of your impulse control and you know this, Charname.

Imoen: I feel like Charname is the more responsible of the two of us though.

Charname: We are both 70% of each other’s impulse control.

Imoen: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so they don’t fall off.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Shar-Teel: Some people are like slinkies.

Skie: What?

Shar-Teel: Not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Skie: …

Skie: Please don’t push Eldoth down the stairs.

Shar-Teel, pushing Eldoth down the stairs: Too late.

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

When The Squad Drops Food On The Floor:

Garrick: Aw man. *throws it away*

Imoen: Five second rule!

Tiax: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop Tiax! *eats it off the floor*

Skie: *sobs on the floor*

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Alora: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Imoen: …

Imoen: I’m gonna tell her.

Edwin: Don’t you dare.

[mamoru]

new discord hacking scam

this one is pretty clever

basically

you get DMed by a hacked member of your friends list

they say someone with the same username and avatar as you sent someone inappropriate pictures

they invite you to join a server to see the accusations and defend yourself

they say that they cannot risk having a creep on their friends list until you defend yourself

they block you so you feel pressured to join the server to defend yourself

if you join the server it tries to get you to scan the QR code to log in, which hands over complete access to your account

never scan QR codes on discord. do not join these servers. do not put the rest of your friends list in danger.

[thatzombiecat]

'We will soon be as broken as our promises.' Zerxus Ilerez and Asmodeus, the Father of Lies

Gosh... i'm so excited and nervous for the campaign finale!! :o

[suraelis]

From ExU Calamity episode 2

Y'all just google ‘Baby Philippine Eagle’ and think to yourself “that’s what a snitch looks like”

[simplysparrow14]

WHO HAVE BRENNEN THE RIGHT TO SHOOT ME DEAD IN THE STREETS

[gorgynei]

the Ring of Brass as Onion headlines, because i still cant stop thinking about that episode and i need to do something with my life

bonus:

[sylkauna]

[avandra]

You should make a character blog for Cat! Or, a character page, I would love to see it. I like her so much.

I don't know if it'll have much traffic, but I'm always willing to chat about my murdergirl ❤️

[fulsvamp]

Mysterious encounter doodle

[avandra]

Yes hello I am obssessed with How To Survive Camping, found out the author published the stories as books and now I NEED THEM