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[rlyehtaxidermist]

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

[tiffany-loves-broadway]

both of these complaints are directly backwards. mortality sucks because all your friends die. mortality sucks because you forget who you are.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

any meaningful definition of "alive" requires the ability to perform thermal work upon something. i'll have all the time i need to figure out how to maxwell's demon the universe back into functioning order. skill issue.

[honouredsnakeprincess]

is there any higher expression of love then this?

[greedysadistdaddi]

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

[devildaisies]

[egglit-the-determined]

[youwouldntmakeablog]

[ID: The "You wouldn't download a car" meme rewritten to say "You wouldn't hate an american". /END ID]

[firstalastorkisserever]

Speak for your fucking self

[youwouldntmakeablog]

Okay time out for a second, this person has "Americans DNI" in her description and that's funny as hell to me

[firstalastorkisserever]

You think that's funny? Americans are fucking pests, I see them everywhere on the internet and it pisses me off so damn much. I've had friends who are americans, and they were rude to me, inconsiderate of my feelings, had an egregious vocabulary, and never talked about anything else but their stupid country.

You should get a fucking job you know. You americans make me loose my fucking temper all the time, I'm so sick of all this shit and the "problems" americans face. How about you lot grow a pair and suck it up! We're all experiencing shit! You're not fucking special!

[youwouldntmakeablog]

I'm from South Africa

[notfinancialadvice]

This is so fucking embarrassing. This is one of the most embarrassing business quips I have ever seen in my entire vile career.

[riggedforsuccess]

Welcome to my house. how did you get in here. anyways, if you need to use the bathroom, you can pick three sinks but no toilet, one sink but no toilet, or one toilet, a sink we put all the way into the wall, and some strange feature (unlabelled). Choose Carefully.

[vaspider]

I love the bedroom which is all cabinets and the empty space labeled GOURMET KITCHEN.

[silly-jellyghoty]

This is what the architecture in my dreams looks like - having no sense with too many bathrooms but no toilet

[omnybus]

Teen LGBT Squad

Another Hometar Runner fancomic for pride month, this time starring the Teen Girl Squad.

This was mostly an excuse to make that “ow mein kampf” joke

[cryptotheism]

Ive never met a girl more vulnerable to horse archers

[cryptotheism]

[cryptotheism]

42 kids is so many. Mfer got roasted by the whole 3rd grade class.

[cryptotheism]

ngl. I think the 2nd bear was too much. I think one bear can take 42 kids.

[akashicrecord]

[xwiredearbuds2014x]

[greengungegirl]

I thought this bit of Toby Fox’s newsletter was funny, so I made a stupid bad doodle of it

[cryptotheism]

thoughts on gnomes?

Oh no thank you, I have gnome thoughts at home.

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pyrobot1cs]

[theflagscene]

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[prokopetz]

On an aesthetic level, I appreciate what's going on when folks draw robot-type characters with penises where the shaft consists of a series of articulated bands; it's a really cool way of visually juxtaposing flexibility and rigidity in non-organic "flesh".

On a practical level, you just invented a dick with pinch points.

[fuchsiafins]

[strangetikigod]

[etirabys]

Was staring at a piece of infrastructure, pondering on the strangeness that, as sturdy as it was, it required maintenance and eventually replacement. That everything was like this – except for biological constructs that could perpetuate themselves. But they mutate. So – what if we could build everything out of biology? Our sinks and bridges become immortal – yet destined to become eerie, shifted, unrecognizable things within thousands of years.

[itsbenedict]

this is an out-of-context journal entry you find discarded in an abandoned science lab in a horror game

[slimegargoyle]

strong contender for best book cover

[unawakening-float07]

[elodieunderglass]

upon reflection four years later - is that a skarsgard?

[beezelbubbles]

Mmm I think it’s just a domestic shorthair.

[elodieunderglass]

You’re so right, I think I’m so used to seeing skarsgards undiscovered by science that I jumped the gun