sentience is cringe

formerly known as why-am-i-here-you-might-ask

[catchymemes]

[mistermaxwellboucherdieasilived]

Some skinny pretty white girl needs to post a tiktok like "Come with me to get a library card 💞💞" and record herself going to the library and filling out the application and etc and it needs to go viral so people start going to the library

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

having gay sex is like the least problematic thing that has happened in that US senate hearing room

[st-just]

Tumblr really is full to bursting of the fascinating category of people who will shout ACAB at the top of their lungs and despise the American prison system with dramatic displays of vitriol but when confronted with someone who did something they actually think is a serious moral transgression cannot conceive of 'justice' meaning anything except the offender suffering, preferably in dramatic and humiliating ways.

You see how the median opinion on prison rape remains shrugging and considering it part of the sentence, really.

[evilsoup]

[beaft]

can anyone tell me why i enter the grocery store a normal person and emerge as some sort of vile ravening monster

[beaft]

you are all. correct.

[itznarcotic]

[lavenderlemniscate]

inaccurate, they will survive.

[super-metroid]

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

[the-trans-exo]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[kaijuno]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

I want a variant of this

[messylilpeach]

[thedankmemes]

[only-cat-memes]

[depsidase]

[fried-berries]

[ajosieee]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[dr-john09]

Steve Summoning Herobrine

Herobrine: ?????

[tadfools]

The most important NPC in Baldur’s Gate btw

[akilah12902]

He has bonus dialogue if you're playing a monk!

[tadfools]

[only-cat-memes]

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[speedlimit15]

like i’m picturing him being really careful and looking at it and carrying it exactly like this while walking or riding through the woods and across rivers and up mountains and through valleys and he doesn’t drop it even once except at the very end where he tidily drops it into the volcano. frodo sam and the crew and even gollum wholly undisturbed. sauron can’t find him bc of the meditative aura surrounding him which is generated by his immense focus on not dropping it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

World's most tense egg and spoon race