crazy? i was crazy once

Gertrude Robinsons' least favorite little guy

[armacheart]

Listen to the bear

[its-an-inside-joke]

second foray into bookbinding fanfiction! Think it turned out great! the text block sewing video by sealemon on youtube helped so much

[lanialania00]

[lanialania00]

[lanialania00]

After what happened with the Shadow company they no longer trust

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[crazy-pages]

With the help of the time travelers we can make this exist eternally into the past as well.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I used AI to write a fanfic, so South Park Jesus came and shot up my house as punishment.

[olyphant-tim]

KNIVES OUT (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

[touhouweed]

sorry dude i got distracted by the beautiful river of chest hair you have flowing between your tits, can you repeat that?

[important-animal-images]

[hey-its-puddlesock]

minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white

[hey-its-puddlesock]

over time the protagonist will meet characters that represent different playstyles. an eccentric mad-scientist redstone builder. a humble and kindhearted farmer who does trade with the village down the river. buff lesbian lumberjack alex

[taffycatart]

How I imagine Silco reacts when someone (Sevika) implies he still has feelings for Vander

[its-an-inside-joke]

Carving a battle axe for the Ides of March. Its not a knife but oh well, it can stab Caesar well enough

[spiralstaircased]

people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good

[zeekayart]

[fyreb1rd]

FIRE!!!! >:D!!!!

[netheritenugget]

Fireproof! :D

[businessbuddy]

Capitalism

[businessbois]

ayyy

[silverflamez]

MORE FIRE

[thesmpisonfire]

FIRE AGAIN LETS GOOOO

[im-illegal]

crime

[sage-way]

i grow herbs

but like the best herbs

[thepossumest-awesome]

Frogs appear around me and hand out pride flags, but only for one random hour of the day.

[apjofan]

I have every single power mentioned in pjo

[mackonfire]

I can kiss boys so good they turn into LOSERS

[dr0wn1ng-l3ss0n5-deactivated202]

if you kiss a loser does it cancel out and make them like the sexiest guy ever

THE SUN

and…fish

[the-macintosh-system]

appl :3

many appl :3

so many appl >:3

[indecisiveness-incarnate]

hit them wit the appl

[girl-detector]

i detect and affirm

[rosey-thorns]

Vampirism

[mikey-ways-sparkle-bass]

bass playing skills and glitter?

[average-flesh-avatar]

…flesh?

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[tanked-up]

Soap: So pretty

Ghost: Are you flirting with me?

Soap: Yes

Ghost: Don’t ever do that again

*Soap leaves*

Price: Ghost-

Ghost: I need him so bad