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todays bird
Xuebing Du
Sade Olutola
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Cosmic Funnies
Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always
occasionally subtle
dirt enthusiast
roma★
almost home
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor
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Today's Document
DEAR READER
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@averagechickenenjoyer
Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.
BLM is still a thing. If you don’t reblog this, but would’ve in June/July you were only in support of black lives when it was a trend. They still need justice
everyone deserves equality <3
Deltarune Chapter 5 coming out on the day I planned months ago to get my septum realignment surgery I'm actually punching drywall now
How I'm genuinely going to be zoinked out of my mind on painkillers when the chapter 5 early gaster reveal happens and he goes "freedom's just a world revolving penumbra phantasm's for big shots lost where the forest would grow in the field of pink and gold"
@klee-0 @juniperbrick @averagechickenenjoyer @amber-dragonfly I return once again this time with an even OLDER oc,,, ruh roh
I'm sure anyone who's scrolled through this blog a bit know Teph,,, I figured it could use a glow up since I made one for Vi teehee
as per usual, feather appreciation screenie as well
Teph Teph Teph,,, I don't even know how to compile its lore here since it's so inconsistent and still changing AS I'm typing this out,,, but it's my dearest toxic yuri wizzrobe and it is not nice at all <3
I'm sure it's obvious but the Yiga affiliation remains !! not a huge fan of them though if you can't tell lmao it's just there to fuck with everyone. it can stand the lower ranks but it's not fond of the bigwigs. ESPECIALLY Harbinger for various reasons that may or may not involve Sooga. I'm still figuring out a time frame in which it would even be possible for them to know each other but it's pretty important so I'll. figure it out,, JFKSKFK,, don't even get me started on Kohga
I think it would enable Loti's hatred for Harbinger a lot because it would be really funny
I'll draw its ex partner next, and then hopefully the 40s if I have enough motivation :]]
number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly
"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,
“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters
I love this game
Bwaahh assorted loz/ratc sketch dump @amber-dragonfly @klee-0 @spelunkanary @averagechickenenjoyer
In order: urbosa redesign, mineru & ratc!purah (MINURAH RAAAHHHHH), cunty thunderblade drawing from a while ago that i forgot to share, triattack serving face, and busts of Ire, Sheyfah, and Ferstina
does anyone remember law4kids
like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW
i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself
BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES
AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
This one was always my favorite:
please be careful with these, they’re antiques
i literally said “even the cop gets in trouble” like, yesterday
I'm at a friend's place losing my goddamn mind laughing for the past 20 minutes because for some reason Balatro on their TV looks so fucking GREEN
Like this is what its supposed to look like WHY IS IT SO GREEEEEEENNNNNN AAAAAAA
Not green enough is all
This one person on tiktok keeps trying to call me gross and a weirdo for saying sexual stuff abt woody (in a joking manor) because they're trying to push their "woody is a small child" headcanon down my throat so i made this image out of pure anger
Like I genuinely don't care if u headcanon him to be a minor, but if you're gonna go around calling people weirdos cuz their headcanon doesn't align with yours then you're just annoying
incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
@evilwizard
don’t involve me in this…
@theshitpostcalligrapher ?
@teaboot ?
☹️
@electronicmail ?
pass
@akanemnon ?
We got that fine classic literature on the island
i return to the @mc-my-world au fandom with yet another shitpost meme i put wayyy too much effort into. characters belong to @brightgoat
got the idea for this one almost exactly the same way as the last one, it just flashed into my brain randomly and i knew i had to make it real lol
Ok this was already killing me (/pos) but then I saw Polly's username and now I'm fully deadBAAHHAHA LMAO- ANYWAYS TRUE. YEAH. PERFECT HGNGHA how do you guys even think of this- thank you for doing it ahshahha
What they aren't telling these kids that's really dangerous is that if you do make it all the way to the heart of a Scientology building, the autosave will lock you into entering the Tom Cruise boss fight chamber, and you won't be able to leave until you defeat him in combat.
And if you somehow manage to glitch yourself out of the building, cruise will still be aggroed on you no matter how far away you get.
But it's not like you will get all that far away in the first place:
Scientology bred him into the perfect anti speedrunner weapon...
Children, listen to me.
His health bar moved. So he can be killed.
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
okay
these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction
Oh.
OH
Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning
splornk
splornk
Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
