Avoca-don't touch me

seriously, dont.

[midnightvrose]

[black-nata]

me @ my last brain cell

[grixly]

[toytowns]

holy fuck

[scaliefox]

I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun.

It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.

[lilmamabeyellin]

a lot of people be attractive until you see how they think

[lyricisrael-deactivated20250119]

!!!!!

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[ruinedchildhood]

[gaminggoddessinc]

“I know I said ‘Wakanda forever’, but I didn’t think it’d really be ‘Wakanda forever.’”

[ruinedchildhood]

[victorious]

[brianabreeze-deactivated2019010]

“do the Wakanda thing boy” took me tf out

[dahomiekya-deactivated20190908]

The last one 😂😂😂

[ruinedchildhood]

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[obaewankenope]

Fucking dictionary.com ya’ll

[rollingaroundlife]

They fucking did that.

[gahdamnpunk]

You can’t tell me Lupita is not an airbender

[crap-userrname16]

[igohardinovertime]

[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[siderealsandman]

Wedding Rings: Tired, ordinary, no practical use Wedding Knives: Stylish, fashionable, useful in everyday life

[ruinedchildhood]

me: *hangs foot off the bed*

[stream]

hah hah hah hah hah hah

[cloudsongs]

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[victorious]

The Internet

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[carmenifold]

[shadowdarkleonidascrusade]

I didn’t think this post could get any better

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS COMIC IS LEGITIMATELY HOW IT HAPPENED

[writing-prompt-s]

In trying to study for a Latin test, you come across some unknown Latin words. In saying them, you accidentally summon Satan. He helps you with your Latin.

[ruinedchildhood]

Whats happening on Twitter? 😂

[victorious]

https://twitter.com/troyxkates/status/992909487349620736?s=19

[victorious]

[ruinedchildhood]

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young