Not Alex.

Welcome, NSA.

[sonypraystation]

goin to sleep after that GOOD. NUT.

[sab201030]

Is that Seth Everman?

[wizardsimple]

One of them

[setheverman]

excuse me tumblr user facadehe what does that mean please answer i am worried and scared thank you

[zanimez]

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

[ahappypieceofpaper]

Mood: musical bootlegs with wacky titles as to throw off the copyright police

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

hamlet’s dad: son you need to avenge me

hamlet: oh ABSOLUTELY

hamlet for the next four and a half acts:

[a-spicy-memes]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

They never had a chance

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

what happened in 1845?

[gaycave]

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.

[depsidase]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

rolling a 1 on resist intrusive thoughts

[toopunktofuck]

the best part of this is that he “wasn’t charged with a crime because there is nothing against the law about driving a truck through a house, as long as it’s your truck and your house”

[ruinedchildhood]

Reblog for Good luck🙏🏼

[softcore-revolutionary]

[tooiconic]

This is a big deal for Korea. In most Asian counties, if you’re not like a size 2 you might as well be a fucking hippo and it has a huge effect on women’s self esteem.

[illogical-bullshit]

Hey this is very nice!

[meeshay]

weh they are so cute

[constellations-and-energy]

this is wholesome content and I am here for it

[the-love-clubb-deactivated20200]

They are so cute tho oh my gosh work

[theoreocat]

[theoreocat]

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

I was waiting for the payoff and I was NOT disappointed

[hotvampireadjacent]

BABY WANT A SNACK

[beardedchrisevans]

x

[supesdavid]

[judge-beef]

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

[damianmcgintleman]

[darkampharos]

Wait weren’t they her shitty parents in Matilda?

[ficklesunfries]

Yep! It was right after filming it, actually.

What’s even better is that Maras mother LOVED the book Matilda. She loved it so much that she got her daughter the part, however she died before she got to see it. Or so Mara thought. Apparently just a few weeks before she died Danny Devito went in to the hospital with a rough first edit of the movie and got to let her watch it before she passed.

[cosmic-noir]

[cooloptimisticprincess-deactiva]

Awwwww

[bruitist]

One of these images is of a woman’s breasts in tight-fitting athletic clothing. The other is vacuum-sealed fruit.

If you’re unsure which is which, you should probably stop drawing female superheroes.

[catchymemes]

Harder Better Faster Stronger by Korean elementary kids

[obvioususername]

I’m drunk and this fucked me up

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[self-healing]

i think the funniest and realist thing i’ve realized lately is how troubling idealization can be. every person is just… a person. the very people you want to impress or be apart of are just people. even if they seem wildly intimidating because of the way they look or because of their reputation, every one is just a person. human. as embarrassing, as remorseful and they are going through stages of growth just like you are. we only see what we want to see and then drown ourselves further in our own depression and we don’t have to.