Corrupted Mind

[thatfegir-deactivated20151209]

[awakenedwithoutgivingafuck]

Killjoys we have to do this!

[sunsets-over-pittsburgh]

[awakenedwithoutgivingafuck]

YUUUP

[fallenintohell]

[hype1ting]

Everyone reblog this can’t this is perfect

[syberxenon]

Out of these 454k notes how many of them waited for the number to reach to zero?

[renroast]

you know how scared i was when it was almost zero

[hirakori]

wait for zero

[prettiboifloyd]

I got fucking scared and held my breath when it hit zero then i read it and was like “IM DROPPING EVERYTHING AND REBLOGGING”

[shitgenstein]

thank

[depressionchangeseverything]

Keep your messages open! Please reblog what happened to you.. If you don’t mind because We all struggle but I honestly consider us a family i love you all no matter whattt😍😘

[sexhaver]

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

[bryarly]

New plan

[lianabrooks]

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

[dwiref]

Two ways of living

[eruditetyro]

pretend

[raybucho]

a trillion motherfucking dollars

bitch i will actively be gay for a year

[captain-amewica]

is there a down side to this????????

[awakenedwithoutgivingafuck]

Gimmie the money, and I'll make a gay-zer and zap all homophobic pricks

[committedfalpal]

Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year

[carryonmywaywardbob]

These are golden

[planstobesurprised]

“if you call me daddy” OH MY GOSH

OMFG ....Tumblr has corrupted waiters too

[gabriellafebles]

[cakehoran15-deactivated20130909]

Good kisser;)

[loveurlittlethings7]

Good kisser

[rwbwby]

After seeing a strange but convincing post on her dash, Sarah decides to test its theory. She begins holding her breath—an easy task for a first-chair clarinet—and carefully clicks “reblog”. The post becomes lighter as the loading icon appears, spinning in the center like the circle of life itself. Suddenly, her computer shuts down as it runs out of battery. The girl frantically begins searching for her laptop charger, still holding her breath with a determined will. She won’t lose this fight. As her computer begins to turn on, she pounds the wall beside her in frustration as she notices the Windows mandatory update screen—once a simple annoyance, it is now the key that seals her fate. “Come on, come on!” she whispers, afraid to use up too much of her precious air supply, now dwindling as the percentage slowly increases. 35%. Her lungs are on fire, but she cannot give up. 50%. Black spots begin to cloud her vision. 70%. Feeling faint, she leans back and tries to keep her racing mind focused on the task at hand. 85%. Mere seconds remain. 99%. … Just as it hits 100%, her screen comes to life, but the girl can’t take it anymore and promptly passes out, knocking over the poorly-placed lit candle on her dresser. It ignites the pile of school papers on the ground, and within minutes the whole house is ablaze. Fortunately, Sarah lives alone, and only one life is taken in the tragic accident. It’s a shame that she put so much trust in the internet with such a personal matter as kissing. Perhaps she should’ve just asked her girlfriend instead, thus saving all of this trouble.

[dontwakethedragons-blog]

reblog or sarah’s lips will haunt you and give you bad luck for eight years

[nevergonnawalkpastafez]

reblogging for that story

[suzuyacore]

oh mY GOD

[livinandreaming-blog]

Reblog post

[awakenedwithoutgivingafuck]

Why do we need to reblog, I mean we can just kiss someone

[andy-is-perfect]

[tiffanyachings]

[awakenedwithoutgivingafuck]

#partylikeit’s3001TA

HBBIT PAR

[clubpenguln-deactivated20130825]

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

[takoneco]

what do you mean had

[davestrjder-deactivated20130420]

what do you mean girls

[awakenedwithoutgivingafuck]

true

[kingofthecasuals]

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

[cronagorgon]

what

[thenotsogreatgatsbyy]

mylifebyjake

[psychoticallysweet]

legend milk legend cow legend moo legend skim legend ???

[aovoss-deactivated20190303]

Oh My God

[maddoctormaddie]

Wait for it…

[thicktiffy]

Idgi

[just-keep-swimming-2019-deactiv]

omg

[not-theprincess]

IVE KEPT THIS IN MY LIKES FOR LIKE A YEAR AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WTF THIS MEANs

[phan-you-not]

are u fuCKIN IKIDDINGg me

[awakenedwithoutgivingafuck]

LEGENDARY!!! Legend Dairy...

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

[dysfunctionalfeeling]

[epluspdegeneres]

I love their selfies. Why? Because it shows that they’re just like any other couple. They play with their pets, they have fun. And because they show that every single photo is genuine, it’s not “for the camera” it’s for them and for others that care to see them. They don’t care how they look, they just want to make a memory last… And that really makes me love them more.

[awakenedwithoutgivingafuck]

The best looking LGBTQueens

[reflective-melancholy]

Everyone needs this

[the-red-whale]

Is that john watson

Johnlock!