i would find a way

katherine wilde -- kitty, s'il vous plait. "feeling twenty-two", deep dish life, basically the future adolescent superhero of the world. I'm not really sure what you all are expecting for me to just flat out type on and on about. I'm not really one of those people too ugly for Youtube, too insane for the real world so I just blog about my life and problems, so...this is all just a big waste of time for me. I hope you all like just knowing the basics, because that's all you're really going to get from me. xo

[awildesoul]

soulstripperhummel:

That feeling when you zone out on the subway while listening to music and find out that you’ve been staring at a dude’s crotch when you snap out of it. 

There’s gotta be some sort of Freudian explanation for that business.

[awildesoul]

photofabray:

Is one ever too old for Otter Pops? When I think of them, I think six years old, and long, hot days on the playground, but I’ve been seriously craving one today. I’d stock up, but I haven’t quite figured out how to pull off poised and professional with a blue tongue – because we all know blue is the best.

Wrong-O. It’s because of the tongue-error that red happens to dive into the first slot of What’s What of flavored ice. Also because it doesn’t look like you just got freaky with a Smurf. Talk about low-standards.

[sexysaucysam]

Announcement

[awildesoul]

sexysaucysam:

Anyone who would like to earn some extra cash retrieving things like tea and organic lemons for a broken slightly whiny stage performer for a couple weeks, please contact me… well, right here. Thanks!

This is literally the worst ad I’ve ever seen, and I just looked through Craigslist to make sure.

[awildesoul]

soulmatelessjane:

When I went home this weekend for a quick visit, my parents surprised me with tickets to Hamilton to celebrate finishing my first round of LSATs! It was so amazing and I cannot get the soundtrack out of my head. Lin-Manuel Miranda is a genius! I love the way he makes the history come alive- who would have ever thought hip-hop and the Founding Fathers would go together?

Oh, please. Ever since Rap Battles in History became a thing on Youtube, or whatever it is, it’s only been a matter of time before someone started planning a way for Washington to twerk his way to the one-dollar bill.

Regardless, you’re totes right. Hamilton is bad-ass, and luckily we’re ending up with shows like that instead of even more reincarnations of Spiderman.

[awildesoul]

berrycerise:

It happened Sunday night while warming up for the evening performance of Chicago. It’s a sprain, but not a terribly bad one – it just means I need to stay off of it for the next few weeks, and in the meantime I think I’m going stir-crazy. This weather’s too nice for me to be cooped up inside, I don’t even have a day job to keep me busy anymore, and I’m not allowed to go to the job that I do have. Suggestions on things I could do to keep busy are welcome, if you have any?

And, unrelated, but is there a chance you’re going to be gracing the stage of the Lillian again? You were very good in Legally Blonde and they’d be lucky to have you on for another show.

A few weeks? Cheese and rice. That must be driving you crazy. I’m not even all into that dancing around a stage life (we’re excusing the time I rocked a bunny tail for the sake of the argument) and I’d still be more than a little upset.

Suggestions? Uh. Painting? Movies? Sleeping?

Ah. Right, I saw that they were having auditions soon. I don’t know. It was a big time commitment, and I don’t know. Maybe? It’s not really my scene, though.

[awildesoul]

TEXT MESSAGE ✎ [cat emoji]

MADISON: I can call in a favor. Technically I'm an outsider too.

MADISON: Chandler? Head bitch. Red ponytail holder?

KITTY: Outsiders don't get to call in favors.

KITTY: Mm, almost identical to yours truly.

[awildesoul]

TEXT || MCWILDE

MASON: Kitty I made someone cry what do I do??? I've never made someone cry before??

KITTY: I'm guessing that shrugging and walking away isn't an option?

[awildesoul]

TEXT MESSAGE ✎ [cat emoji]

MADISON: It's my dream to be Veronica (Winona's role) on Broadway. Clearly this isn't Broadway but it's still my dream role. A cast member from Chicago told me about a closed audition.

MADISON: I think you'd be a stellar Heather.

KITTY: If it's closed then won't you get all sorts of industry-trouble for bringing in an outsider?

KITTY: ...Which Heather?

[sexysaucysam]

I’ve been thinkin’...

[awildesoul]

sexysaucysam:

That was one dude. Don’t stereotype, Kitty. It’s very uncool. 

...Are you drunk?

[awildesoul]

TEXT MESSAGE ✎ [cat emoji]

MADISON: Yeah? Well, what if I told you I had a closed audition and I could talk to someone about getting you in, if you're interested.

MADISON: Have you ever watched the movie Heathers?

KITTY: I love Heathers. It's because Winona went all crazy-psycho-gaga over a handbag, or whatever.

KITTY: But, wait. You're serious?

[awildesoul]

soulmason:

What does that even mean.

I can’t annoy myself. That’s no fun. Unless you meant…something else?

That you haven’t had the best of deep-dish if you think there’s a limit to the cheese involved.

You’ve been doing it for, like...two decades now. What? What the Hell else would I have meant?

[awildesoul]

TEXT MESSAGE ✎ [cat emoji]

MADISON: Only if you really enjoyed it? That's why I asked you.

MADISON: .... Please stop, Kitty. I know actual music, not Miley. Sorry.

KITTY: I enjoyed it.

KITTY: Bad crotch pains and all. I mean...the show was great. Songs were great. Mason was great. It was all pretty...great?

KITTY: You're no fun.

[awildesoul]

TEXT MESSAGE ✎ [cat emoji]

MADISON: No, but I have an acting opportunity for you, potentially. An audition!

MADISON: Absolutely not. I was not quoting Miley. That's disgusting.

KITTY: An audition? Wait, you want to see me act again? Seriously?

KITTY: M-hmm. I know that you secretly want to talk all about you never meant to start a war. You just wanted me to let you in.

[sexysaucysam]

I’ve been thinkin’...

[awildesoul]

sexysaucysam:

UPS drivers like roast beef more than other people? 

Probably. Haven’t you ever seen King of Queens?

[awildesoul]

TEXT MESSAGE ✎ [cat emoji]

MADISON: Hmm... well would you do something like that again? Maaaaybe with shoulder pads?

MADISON: [side eye emoji] can't stop won't stop

KITTY: Are you asking to see me in the suit again, Madsy?

KITTY: Okay, calm it on down, Miley. Go ahead and ride your Red Bull logo'd wrecking ball 'til dawn.

[sexysaucysam]

I’ve been thinkin’...

[awildesoul]

sexysaucysam:

…no. 

What do those even smell like? 

Probably shame. And roast beef.

[awildesoul]

TEXT MESSAGE ✎ [cat emoji]

MADISON: Good crotch pains or bad ones?

MADISON: Also I totally get the Red Bull addiction.

KITTY: Mostly bad. The bunny suit got a little unforgiving every so often. There really wasn't any room for the good feels.

KITTY: As if you need to get that.