Awk.

I love awkwardness, books, ...and narwhals.

[badsciencejokes]

Dude has a death wish

[vergess]

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

[haropla]

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

[krystal-prisms]

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

[totally-original-artist]

[openworldadventurer]

[nerdlingwrites]

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

[jewishdragon]

Naturalist Energy

[skaldish]

I think about this a lot.

[computationalcalculator]

may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”

[clitorius-maximus]

Hand job vs manual labor

[astrosxnthesis]

this line delivery is so underrated yet lives rent free in my head

[depsidase]

[great-and-small]

For anyone who needs a reminder on how absurdly powerful gun lobbyists are in the politics of the United States, you should know that the only reason that Florida’s state bird is not the Florida Scrub Jay (the only endemic bird species in the state), is because a single dumb fucking NRA lobbyist hates them and thinks they’re “frumpy”

Like are you fucking kidding me with this

[willgrahamscock]

I’m losing my mind at the implications that this show was so gay that two men kissing wasn’t going to add to it’s gayness 

[ampervadasz]

[worddevourer]

In a spaceship, there is usually no gravity, except for the occasions where there is all the gravity (or at least G-force).

In a boat, there is usually gravity in one direction, except for the occasions where gravity changes rapidly.

[mightyinvincible]

PLEASE turn the sound on, the music really propels this to another level

[amithedevil]

from the comments:

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[wilwheaton]

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[airsignz]

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[xenon2022]

[doggirlpaws]

The best/funniest way they could respond to the backlash is to just replace crisp rat's voice lines entirely with Charles Martinet making his standard Mario gibberish noises and change nothing else.

Just play it completely straight, leave all the other dialogue exactly as-is

Peach: And so, brave heroes from beyond, I implore you to save our kingdom. You are the only ones who can.

Luigi: What? No... no, that's crazy, we're not heroes, we're plumbers! Tell her, Mario!

Mario: HEEPITTYBIPPITYBOPPITYBUNO

Luigi: You.. You don't really mean that, do you? You can't, not after everything that's happened!

Mario: WAHOO MAMMA MIA

*Mario straightens his hat and grits his teeth as the camera zooms in on his face*

Mario:

Mario: YIPPEE

[foone]

I promise as soon as the Mario movie comes out in a format where I can load the video into my editor, I will re-edit it so all of Chris Pratt's lines are replaced with Mario 64 noises.

[maculategiraffe]

at the farmer's market the baby was pointing at the tomatoes and going ba ba ba and signing "on" so my sister was like "how much for just one tomato" and the person at the stall was like "oh he can have one. don't worry about it" and the baby stood there by the stall devouring the tomato like an apple in big messy bites and people kept stopping and going "awwwww" and then "oh man that does look good" and buying a bunch of tomatoes. all natural organic advertising