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Meg | 31 | She/They | Professional Skipper of Tutorials | Inconsistantly posts stupid shit

[awkwardlysilver]

[awkwardlysilver]

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE

After three different IT people, 121 days, many memes, and pestering the company VP constantly, I finally have a working email.

[yonae]

Me when I don't have a nutritious and balanced meal

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[daggerfall]

What the fuck is happening in Daggerfall

[daggerfall]

Reinventing the WOW DMV

[polaris2707]

Close enough, welcome back Raubahn EX

[daggerfall]

🤝🤝🤝

[bedupolker]

I think if a gas pump plays an ad for you while you're fueling up it should be legal to shoot the pump with a gun, igniting the gas and blowing up the station, killing everyone instantly

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[sodor-memetime]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.

[catdotwav]

for folks concerned its AI, i'm pleased to report its not only legit, she has a whole ass burger coord to go with it and its delightful

check out more of her work on her reddit !!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[admiretheart-deactivated2013081]

[therothwoman]

Pixar can never top this.

[mindhost]

Dutch longsword fencer Tosca Beuming

Photographed by Martin Philippo and Andress Kools

[freshwaterbear]

[freshwaterbear]

For those that asked:

Zuppa Toscana

Ingredients

6 russet potatoes, sliced into half circles

1lb sausage (hot italian sausage recommended)

32 oz chicken broth

1 yellow onion, cut however you want

Garlic - think "what's a lot of garlic?" double that amount, minced

1 bunch kale - stem removed, tear it up (can be larger than "bite sized pieces", as they will wilt)

1 cup heavy whipping cream

Seasoning - I do not measure these and I never will. Season to taste. (Paprika, Salt, Pepper, Oregano, Bay Leaves, Cayenne, Cumin)

Instructions

In a large soup pot, brown the sausage and break apart/crumble as it cooks. Throw the onion and spices in there, mix that all up and cook till the sausage is cooked thoroughly. Add minced garlic, cook for 1-2 min.

Add chicken stock and potatoes. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally. I let it simmer for about 15 min, longer (maybe 25-30?) if you want the potatoes to break down more and create a chowdery texture.

Add the kale. Stir it in until wilted and doesn't seem like too much kale anymore. Maybe 2-3 min.

Turn off the stove. Add heavy cream a little at a time while stirring it in.

Serve and top it off as you see fit. I like shredded parmesan and red pepper flakes

[probably-a-siren-deactivated202]

One of my favorite soups! I saw the first panel and I ingredient went ZUPPA!

I usually substitute half-and-half, instead of heavy cream. (That's how mom made it. I might try the cream next time.) Spinach is a good substitute for the kale.

Also, most other versions of this have bacon, but YMMV.

[awkwardlysilver]

Recently returned to playing gw2 after a five year break, and what the fuck did they do to WvW??? They've massacred my baby 😭. Rest in peace roaming, rest in peace maintaining keeps and towers. It's only zergballing to flip shit now.

[konoko]

[jheilann]

not angry anymore :DDD Happy Pride everyone :33

[microsff]

The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.

There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.

"Curious. What ritual is this?"

"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"

"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

[only-cat-memes]