Your Local Lizard Boy™

I'm really gay and go on hiatus a lot.

[dongulator]

[kouha]

my very small yet ongoing collection of anime guys eating things they arent supposed to eat in total silence

[thatfriendyoualreadyhave]

i hope this video is 5 minutes long someday

[tenetson]

Remy from Rattatoullie says gay rights!

[disclosureday]

please put some respect on patton oswalt’s name

[mockwa]

[pimby]

this is the guy making all your crinkle fries at the factory

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[ottermatopoeia]

[eroscestlavie]

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

[rednines]

hey guys

FRUIT BY THE FUCK

[laughconfetti]

you really made me read this

[careens]

It Is Wintertime

[thebootydiaries]

bug: hi

me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

[luisonte]

Me duele la cabeza

[humandryersheet]

This is actually examples of the field of mathematics called topology and it’s fucking bullshit wizard shit.

[weissfire]

finally, applied mathematics

[unmistrusting]

[rslashrats]

[animalvegetablemineral]

Elephant shrew

“Phylogenetic analysis revealed that elephant shrews are not classified with true shrews, but are in fact more closely related to elephants than shrews.”

^Black and rufous elephant shrew

[shillelagh]

[ilovemusicalyy]

[menameh]

Experience tranquility

[dankmemeuniversity]

[explorerrowan]

They’re also shooting for 100% renewable plastic sources by 2030! All of the soft plant/leaf elements in sets right now and going forward are made out of bioplastic made from sugarcane, and they’re working on getting the regular hard plastic bricks out of that, too.

[lynnafred]

They’ve done it, actually! The full bricks are in the prototype stage now, and are expected to be 100% biodegradable without the need for a commercial compost facility. It’s very cool. Right now they’re testing the durability and playability of the bricks and seeing what needs to be revised/reworked on their final model.

[friedgengarz]

[fullhalalalchemist]

So its that easy huh

[sushinfood]

Of course it is

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[gertritude-art]

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

[jajanvm-imbi]

My favorite example

[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[jads-abum-rat]

[vespertineflora]

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

[stability]

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[casey-kat]