Don't Worry My Friend, I Will Be Your Shield!

Aaron. 29. He/They. Chaotic Good. Tank.

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Hostile

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Да, комиссар

[demonboyhalo]

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

[chaaistheanswer]

Karishma and Serik, my villain duo 😏 Wanted to explore a mother and son dynamic where she manipulates him into doing whatever she wants, and he most likely knows it but doesn’t care cos he’s very attached to her and has never felt love from a parental figure before.

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[krafterwrites]

Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips

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[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

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[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[jame7t]

I had a dream I invented a little toy or two…

[txttletale]

washington post fact checkers have given this post three out of five pinocchios

[jame7t]

girl what the fuck

[preyingforsnuff]

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

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[primarchslut]

ONE UNBREAKABLE SHIELD AGAINST THE COMING DARKNESS.

one last blade, forged in defiance of fate. let them be my legacy to the galaxy i conquered, and my final gift to the species i failed.

[sadclowncentral]

we had a true lost in translation moment with flag signalling today

some background: the international code of signals is used as shorthand for communicating important information between vessels until this day. everyone carries a flag alphabet for this purpose and you can raise flags separately or together to indicate conditions and requests.

so when my crew mate informed me that the navy boat we were passing had two signal flags up i asked him to relay me the message because i was busy downstairs.

here is what he saw through the binoculars:

the flag on the left is Alpha (I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed) and the right one is Bravo (I am taking in or discharging or carrying dangerous goods.) the vessel most likely had clearance divers out to remove underwater explosives and wanted other's to steer clear.

however, my beloved crew mate only vaguely recalled that Alpha stands for divers and Bravo stands for dangerous. so imagine my surprise when they hesitantly relayed that

"the navy...wants us to know that their divers know how to fight?"