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we as humans have made a Lot of mistakes. The Puppy Bowl isn’t one of them.

one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

honeylemony

What the fuck who drinks that

adz

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

dropovers

synapsid-taxonomy

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

tharook

:V

tasmanienerin

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

systlin

TEEF

buckycap

u h

catchymemes

llleighsmith

“I thought she was sleeping until I heard her call out from across the room, “Will you bring me a glass of water?” I did. Then in her always-sleepy tone and drawl she said, “Do you remember when you were a little girl and you would ask your mama to bring you a glass of water?” Yeah. “You know how half the time you weren’t even thirsty. You just wanted that hand that was attached to that glass that was attached to that person you just wanted to stay there until you fell asleep.” She took the glass of water that I brought her and just sat it down full on the table next to her. Wow, I thought. What am I gonna do with love like this.”

— One Night from Dito Montiel’s A Guide To Recognizing Your Saints