AXOLOTL IN A BUCKET

What crimes will he comit?

[cardart]

Art by: Aya Kusube (2006) you guys this illustration is fantastic

[shittysawtraps]

eat the brown part of this banana

[rongzhi]

Things that are legal to do but unhinged

English added by me :)

[tooies]

scp foundation thinks i mind control people to escape my enclosure but im actually just asking really really niceys

[aqueousstar]

me too pal

[aqueousstar]

hey wait you're supposed to be in your enclosure

[tooies]

dont even worry about that

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

people wanting tumblr clout is so funny to me. like girl you're fighting for a window seat in the clown car

[unpretty]

on the internet no one knows you're a hog

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[czesca]

new reblog game actually put in the tags what the blog you reblogged from tastes like

[exzouis-deactivated20250831]

rb with some red flags that are in your room

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[photophoros]

The first set of Arizona Drink Dragons! Peach tea, green tea, grapeade, and lemon tea!

[feellicks]

hi guys.

I know i barely make text posts on this site but I really need yalls help.

I am disabled and i need a wheelchair. I have fibro, cfs, hypothyroidism, hypermobility and now my drs are looking into POTs syndrome. there's days where im stuck in bed and have to crawl around the house to do basic things like go to the bathroom, and it makes doing anything out of the house impossible to do. this means im more likely to miss doctors appointments, therapy appointments, and a lot of the time I can't even go see my mom or just take a walk.

if you guys could help at all i would appreciate it so so much i don't have a job and my household is not doing very well at all because theres another disabled person in the house as well . im going to try and get half of what I actually need and see what i can do about the other half for now.

if you want me to do commissions for yall i will draw anything u want . even just sharing helps . just dm me on here and i can set something up for you

(goal 800)

ppal: /feellickspeelix

[iguanamouth]

hEllo ummmmmmm were there any magical.. mythical beings you genuinely believed in when you were younger? i used to believe dragons were real and they just liked to sleep a lot which is why we never saw them >__>

[parakeet]

just invented a new pride flag for people who have given up on their identities this one goes out to anyone who knows that theyre not cis or straight but is just plain fed up with thinking about it like seriously? figuring out your identity in this day and age? due to personal reasons i will be giving up

[sunny-aster]

I found this character prompt generator, it’s neat

[hannahalexar]

New toon portrait :3 made w color pencils

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day