[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

[mediummarketpaperback]

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

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Plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

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technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

[mediummarketpaperback]

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

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I have something worse

[mediummarketpaperback]

oh???

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[mediummarketpaperback]

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

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imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

[mediummarketpaperback]

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

[cherishablematerial-deactivated]

I have an answer to that one too

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[cogentranting]

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

[elodieunderglass]

Born without a groove 😔

[linguisticparadox]

[telomeke]

With each addition to this, I find myself nodding and murmuring, "Mm hm. The Plorn Dickens."

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[soldhissoulforrocknroll]

Woe betides the grooveless Plorn

Ambitions lacking, face forlorn

His father's industry and wit?

He never got a lick of it

A childhood spent in anxious gloom

And sent away to certain doom

No wonder all the people say

"Hurts like the Dickens" here today

"God bless us, bless us, every one

"Except for Plorn, my grooveless son

"No spot of extra gruel for him

"I'd give him to the Jacobins"

The old man's love or high esteem

Could only happen in a dream

Imagine such a father's scorn

To so disdain his grooveless Plorn

[amethystsoda]

[amethystsoda]

good work in the tags everyone

[lastvalyrian]

revivaldi

[firlalaith]

Back for a fifth season

[ayapluto]

This time it's personal

[lifestyle02020237822]

Post about lifestyle

Content about lifestyle

[ayapluto]

it's a lifestyle

[jayrockin]

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience

[misdrunk]

I don’t need to. The Detroit Lions will still suck and I’ll continue betting on them because I’m stupid.

[jayrockin]

No you…. really need to click the link

[undeadwill]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

[bogleech]

This does deserve to go around again

[dogpuppy]

[ayapluto]

The worst part of every child is their parents

[ayapluto]

it's boy band autumm

[maxknightley]

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

[maxknightley]

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

[ajthebumblebee]

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[ayapluto]

so

Anyone going to dashcon 2 over here?

[ayapluto]

SO

Anyone knows some good places in Toronto if a gal has some time to kill?

[ayapluto]

Putting a family thing on the day of dashcon 2 is homophobic actually, MOM. I thought she was an ally.

So

Anyone wants a dashcon ticket? :(

[depsidase]

[ladymirdan]

True glory lies in being cringe. Be fearless, nothing is cooler than not giving a fuck about other people’s opinion.

[thepromiscuousfinger]

by Colson Woodard

[heardatmedschool]

Doctor: What do you see in this X-ray?

Students: *collective gasp*

Doctor: Please don’t do that in front of patients.

[drferox]

Some alternative statements you could consider when your initial reaction is just ‘!’:

I’m glad we took that X-ray

Well this is almost certainly diagnostic

[gallusrostromegalus]

When one of my classmates broke my leg in 2nd Grade, there was an entire fiasco and I nearly died but I do remember the guy from radiology storming out to the little curtain area I was in and SLAPPING the X-ray up on the back light and the doctor actually shouting "JE-YAY-SUS! No wonder the kid doesn't have any damn blood!"

[somecunttookmyurl]

i have corneal dystrophy so my corneas will just kind of. tear. for no reason. quite frequently. cause of death: blinked too hard.

so one time i was in the eye hospital (id been there the day before and a junior doc dismissed me entirely as nothing being wrong, sent me off with no treatment, and my optician was Not Having It)

selfsame junior doc eye rolled and, when it was clear i wouldn't be leaving again, begrudgingly called in the consultant who took one glance at one eye, said "oh my god" and sent for a second consultant

who took one look and said "'ive never seen anything like it" and sent for a third

who took a quick look and said "wow. jesus. what a mess" and sent for the fourth etc

(junior doc getting progressively more embarrassed the whole time)

anyway both of my corneas have torn so many times it's apparently just a mess of scar tissue. but if you were wondering what's worse than one doctor exclaiming in surprise with 0 info, its having the entire department do it in succession

[ayapluto]

I fainted a couple of years ago (not that abnormal) and it was for like.a full minute (kinda scary not good) ans all i remember from the drive to the hospital after i fainted was the medic asking my dad "how much more pale she is compared to her norm" and my dad answering "not that much" and the medic sighing really hard and than i woke up again to a doctor in the hospital looking at my chart going "oh boy".

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[ayapluto]

so

Anyone going to dashcon 2 over here?

[ayapluto]

SO

Anyone knows some good places in Toronto if a gal has some time to kill?

[chiosavinces-deactivated2026032]

I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)