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[ayymakarena]

WHY IS GETTING A RESIDENCY IN THE US SO HARD

me and my fiancé are trying to save up enough money for pay for a lawyer when we get married so we we are able to go through the process of him getting his residency. If everyone that sees this could just send us SOMETHING. $1, 25 cents, ANYTHING helps. Please please please!! He’s from Venezuela and if you know anything about that country you know how bad it’s getting there. I can’t lose him and I can’t imagine him not being with me. He’s has worked so hard to stay in school here and earn his degree and I don’t want that to all be for nothing 😭 You can send it through venmo, PayPal, cashapp, anything!! Please help us Venmo: kkbrooke

[animationsource]

Belle in Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck it Ralph 2

[godofwines]

[catchymemes]

I work in a kitchen. You have no idea how many people say 'You look like the guy from ratatouille'. Every damn minute.

[tatergator27-deactivated2018101]

You ARE the guy from ratatouille. Accept your fate

[surprisebitch]

Your name is Alfredo Linguini. dont ever forget that

[woodmeat]

Yo quick shout out to titties

[bigmammallama5]

dont drink and drive on NYE there is no excuse when you have lyft or uber or whatever kind of local transportation is available dont be the reason that you or someone else wont make it home in 2018 K thanks

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[bunnybbydoll]

To all the girls with high standards, don’t lower them in 2018

[lesbianrey]

Are Millennials Killing the DUI Industry

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[brokebooklover]

Ok usually, but the one exception to this is the guy who bought 5 boxes of Mac and cheese and three boxes of condoms. This was only noteworthy because I work in a bookstore and I had no clue we sold condoms.

[bralnwashingquirk]

i want to know how it’s normal for a bookstore to sell mac and cheese but not condoms

[glumshoe]

Shoutout to the imaginary person or creature that used to run alongside the car when you were a kid. It was so good at parkour.

[xerohourcheese]

Ours still does, what happened to yours? Did it retire?

I hope its alright.

[glumshoe]

I do the driving now.

[mellifexfarm]

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

[mellifexfarm]

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

[lilacpinknebulae]

This has such an 80s vibe

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bye9000-deactivated20170123]

& it’s technically not a holiday but everyone’s on vacation and you can’t get anything done

[freekicks]

happy liminal spacemas

[local-musical-theatre-enthusiast]

i am a:

⚪️man

⚪️woman

🔘massive musical theatre nerd

looking for:

⚪️men

⚪️women

🔘more pro-shots of Broadway musicals with the obc to be made publicly available so that I don’t have to resort to shitty-quality illegal bootlegs

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

If you only walk on sunny days you’ll never reach your destination.

Paulo Coelho (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[yermemeblog]

Our Leader. He is us. We are him.

[fromrushhourwithlove]

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

HOW DID YOU GET HANDS HEY HOW DID YOU GET HANDS

[honeynutfemios-deactivated20181]

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.