hey man. wow.

jeremiah of academia🌌 He/Him 🌌 somehow a lesbian still. not sure how that happened.

[jeremiahthefroge]

obligatory pinned post

if i think you’re a fucking weirdo you get blocked, but I'm sort of a "who gives a shit" type of guy so you're probably fine. I'm a yapper, I will prattle on, I will post like 1 million posts in a row.

interests:

-pyschonauts

-gentleman bastards

-metaled music

-cool art

-undertale/deltarune

-star trek

-legend of zelda

-aphmau's minecraft diaries series (2015) as an object of academic study and a target of a novelization project I might do to stretch my wings as a novelist

I think a short phrase to describe me is "autistic stoner in his 20s going for an English degree who really likes his girlfriend and themes in literature applied to video games, music, and YouTube series"

i don’t tag things but i usually don’t reblog anything flashing, jumpscare-y, or gore-y. if i do i’ll probably tag it? if you're wicked sensitive to certain topics like that, take care of yourself, my blog might not be the best spot for you and that's ok.

[mvrdervvife]

Oh Adrian, my beloved, you are a portrait of melancholy.

[tiredyke]

i love you women

[byjove]

A wedding should NEVER occur before noon. It shouldn’t be too late either. You want to get married at 1-3 pm so everyone starts drinking early and is so drunk they are hauled home at a reasonable hour.

[plentyblush]

They churned me, Jerry

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[triangleguy]

WHAT THEY DONT TELL YOU: Each of these little clown bastards are all criminals from other dimensions and theyve all done horrible terrible awful things And theyve been imprisoned in this form so they can be eternally punished. They taunt you because they think theyve done nothing wrong. Hit them harder

[nigelgraz]

Looking at my Alucard drawings and realizing oh i really am in love with this guy

[ot3]

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

[pseudomantis]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

[phaeton-flier]

How about you mind your own damn business

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[parakeet]

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do you guys fuck with my cool sword

[mls-classics]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a little warm up for the day

ink: diamine oxblood

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

"I'd say she knows a little more about sci-fi than you do, pal, BECAUSE SHE INVENTED IT!"

[sunburnt-brian]

[zoesupreme]

Marvel really fumbled Blade so bad Mahershala Ali said okay I'm gonna do my own Blade knockoff and make him muslim. and it fucks.

[dee-the-red-witch]

Oh HELL FUCKING YES.

[kittydesade]

Every once in a while I think about this guy and I think about the fact that people know him from Moonlight or Luke Cage or what have you and all I can think is "oh, that guy from Crossing Jordan."

(Which apparently was his first role! Yay him!)

[sophie-baybey]

I got brave today and decided to rock the sports bra + open hoodie look and accidentally took the most radiant picture of myself I've ever snapped LOL. The wind caught my hair just as I was taking it. Actual disney type shit