#zhongzi

[azertyjf]

Zibai: Rex Lapis, I have a fun teaser for you. What's heavier? A kilogram of jade, or a kilogram of tea leaves?

Zhongli: None... They're both a kilogram.

Zibai: ... but... no... It's the kilogram of jade, because it's heavier than tea leaves.

Zhongli: ... I know. But they're both a kilogram.

Zibai: ... what?

Paimon: For a mathematician, your brain is really smooth right now, huh?

[liyrical]

please take care of ur tiny dragon husband when it gets cold 

[evercelle]

GOD/SLAYER

happy monster zhongchi birthday @plumfragments, the morax to my barbatos!!

[cerealiii]

zhongli 钟离 + gongzi 公子 = zhongzi 钟子 ~~> zongzi 粽子... Anyways, 端午节快乐~ happy dragon boat festival~

---Cerealiii

060322

[oregano-gremlin]

i just realized childe and zhongli have two ship names that are foods,

chili

and zhongzi

this is funny i think

[diurnaldaysart]

Two hundred years later  Or, a smorgasbord of my Zhongli headcanons smushed together into a Childe/Zhongli depression package

[echokyuu]

“thank goodness”

zhongli childe spirited away AU that’s been on my mind for months!!!

[potatoof69]

genshin ships be like:

beidou/ningguang, xingqiu/chongyun, ganyu/keqing: beiguang, xingyun, ganqing. liyue names be easy bro just stick the first character and the last character together 👍  

eula/amber: eulamber, they have a common letter at the perfect spot, awwww

jean/lisa: jeanlisa, yeah just smash their names together lol

childe/zhongli: uhhh chili. ok that sounds weird bc it’s a pepper so let’s do zhongchi. wait no childe’s actual name is tartaglia so maybe tartali? but wait “childe” in chinese is “gongzi” so maybe it should be zhongzi. hang on what about childe and zhongli’s actual names ajax and morax—