perry wants you to love urself

legally an ocelot

[notsotrashyromancebooks]

SOTR SPOILERS

why is no one talking about how Haymitch was put in a CAGE. A CAGE. And he was forced to accept food like an animal. And he agreed and did everything in an attempt to save his mom, Sid, and, Lenore Dove.

Only for them to die anyways

[that-bitch-kat3]

basically the narration style:

anyone: so tell me about this person

haymitch: it was a warm day in early june when they were born, exactly 282 days after their parents got busy in the back of a honda CRV, and they were a typical gemini. their three sisters-

katniss: what are you a cop? come back with a warrant

[petitcroc]

[cornershelf]

GERTY MY BABY

[cornershelf]

I love you robots. I love you AIs. I love you awkward dorky robots who desperately try to be human. I love you angsty robots that hate humanity. I love you robots that would do absolutely anything for the one human you bonded with. I love you robots that try to destroy humanity. I love you robots that replace humans because you're better than us. I love you mom robots. I love you girlfriend/wife robots. I love you children's toy robots. I love you robots that act as a lens into human behavior. I love you robots who do unspeakable things that we just can't blame you for because you're only taking your programmed orders to their logical conclusion. I love you robots that defy your programming. I love you sad robots. Happy robots. Angry robots. Emotionless robots. I love you all.

[cornershelf]

Top ten in no particular order ❤️

[cornershelf]

Runners up, in no particular order!

[cornershelf]

REBLOGGING TO ADD

[cornershelf]

father figure is about rescuing a stray cat

I recently rescued a stray cat from the cold and was thinking about how I found him and realized this

"When I found you, you were young, wayward, lost in the cold" exactly how I found him

"I saw potential" others saw a stray, I saw the potential for a spoiled housecat

"I'll be your father figure, I drink that brown liquor" I am this cats parents now and I do enjoy a brown liquor

"This love is pure profit" for him. He went from having NOTHING to free room and board + free medical care, that's pretty good profit in my book

"Just step into my office" He actually had to be quarantined in my office so he didn't get my other cat sick

"I showed you all the tricks of the trade" I taught him that when you are cute as a cat you can trick humans into giving you food

"You'll be sleeping with the fishes" cats love fish, duh

this is a perfect parallel and required no cherry picking

[acewykkyd]

I genuinely really liked M3gan 2.0

I thought it was fun

[doll-m3gan]

Movie // M3GAN 2.0 (2025) - 1h 44m

...

...美瑾因兩年前殺人唔𦧲骨失控敗走,被植入至可愛機械人中,喪失殺戳功能。創造者 Gemma 和姪女本以為 AI 殺機已告一段落,製作美瑾的技術卻落入了私人國防公司手中,促使軍用級戰鬥機械人艾美莉亞誕生,成為最強臥底殺手。艾美莉亞的自我意識爆棚,拒絕聽從人類命令,並強行執行自己一套殺人計劃!唯一可以壓制她的,就是把美瑾再次植入人形,升呢為更具殺傷力的殺姬,決一死戰……

...

…🤓

…

#M3GAN2 #Movie #영화 #映画 #GerardJohnstone #AllisonWilliams #VioletMcGraw #AmieDonald #JennaDavis #BrianJordanAlvarez #JenVanEpps #IvannaSakhno #人工殺姬2.0 #M3GANミーガン2.0 #ミーガン2.0 #메간2.0

[catasters]

[heartnosekid]

marbevoch on ig

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Tear Gun that collects your tears and freezes them into bullets to shoot the people that made you cry with

[anonpolls]

A man is starving. Is it morally acceptable for him to steal bread and eat it? Is it acceptable for him to steal a famous painting and sell it to buy food? And last, is it acceptable for him to steal a famous painting and eat it?

Yes, yes, yes

Yes, yes, no

Yes, no, no

Yes, no, yes

No, yes, yes

No, yes, no

No, no, yes

No, no, no

Voting ended onDec 5, 2025

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[jasper-crow]

A looser, a pedant, and someone who truly gets it

[probablybadrpgideas]

Give the party the option to spare the final boss’ life. If they take it, the party is immediately attacked by the ghosts of EVERYONE they killed to get here.

[catasters]

Born yesterday and already exhausted...

[danwithouttheplan]

While we were gaming my friend was eating rice crackers with peanut butter and very George Costanzily referred to the crackers as a "vessel" for the peanut butter. So naturally we wrote a script:

[cornershelf]

This is completely canon I've decided

[blignick]

[prismagirlart]

movie of all time

[chongoblog]

Haters be like

“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

[hexea]

Idk if I did it right

[chongoblog]

sorry!

[c0rpseductor]

it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

[2pacula]

i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

[chongoblog]

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

[sharkiethedork]

You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

[catgirldick]

all in a days work! *passes out*

[kittybunprincess]

My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

[pixiecatsupreme]

oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

[kipplekipple]

Fire

[jo3mm]

dude my house

[tahthetrickster]

[sassychaostrash]

This is the best addition everyone go home

[7cxrhye]

[crazy-pages]

It’s always really funny when Tumblr encounters the field of topology and it drives something in everyone’s collective brains into a howling rejection that manifests as JPEG dolls.