Aziraphale's shop

Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have had to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours- he was incredibly good at it M/30's/theatre tech /nerdfighter/rennie/geek

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[maswartz]

[jonny-r217]

[writingdose]

I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.

the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.

[bowlby4]

[dormitionanddominion]

[please-be-nice-im-sensitivee]

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Boris "professional idiot" Johnson wanted to build an island airport in the immediate area.

it's fucking visible

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It is fun to learn.

[therealraewest]

Hey what the fuck

You weren't kidding they've been trying to get the masts off for 5 years and keep getting foiled because there's probably bombs leaking out of her

[angeluslupus]

Fun fact: Doxing myself but I live in the blast zone if that thing ever goes up! It's even immortalised in a local artwork:

[blessyouhawkeye]

university bathroom stalls turn into performance art at a certain point

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

ok mood thank u emily dickinson relatable queen

[4gifs]

[smantellareisogni]

spacelionsgetscared

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

this is so great omg

He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.

Ahahahah

[frontmansdefender]

[aziraphalesshop]

Bud Cort from Harold and Maude to But I’m a Cheerleader, to Dogma. All wonderful.

[aziraphalesshop]

RIP Bud Cort

[kaijuno]

Honey they’re inventing unions at DoorDash

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay oh god i did it. 5 designs in 5 days, the end in sight. I'm so tired from the yardwork I did to take my mind of The State Of Things, but we're on the final design

I need to go track down a dinner (lunch?) of some description right now, just realized i haven't eaten since around 9-10am, but will be giving yall progress shots as this latest piece gets put together

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

progress update:

pencilling done

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

okay linearting done!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ITS DONE IM DONE DESIGNING PRINTS BUT MY WORK ISN'T DONE BY A LONG SHOT THERE ARE 6 COMMISSIONERS WAITING PATIENTLY FOR ME TO GET A MOVE ON

but yeah as per the other designs, the gold doesn't go on pre-scan.

just gotta scan, clean and get this sent to the printers and i can be DONE for the eveningggggg

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

IT'S DONE ITS READY WAHOO TIME TO PACKAGE A SHITLOAD OF PRINTS AND DO AS MANY COMMISSIONS AS I CAN HANDLE WHILE GETTING A HUMANE AMOUNT OF SLEEP

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this is getting notes again so i need to remind yall that you CANNOT BUY PRINTS FROM THE SHOP RIGHT NOW

it is closed for the duration of the Canada Post Strike, which began mid-november

If you purchased your print around mid-november and are wondering where it is, it's likely stuck within the Canada Post system for the same reason

[snika67-v2]

[peony911]

😂😂

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

[tytonidyke]

These are so fun to make

[tytonidyke]

@thedisablednaturalist @fagtabulous

Ask and you shall receive!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tytonidyke]

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

[tytonidyke]

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I’ve never done this before

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Sorry this is the best post I’ve seen in a while

[floral-hydrate]

I’ll leave this post alone now

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

This is way too much fun

[floral-hydrate]

I’m not done yet I suppose

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

[floral-hydrate]

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

[octy-in-boots]

[octy-in-boots]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[floral-hydrate]

Here’s another

[floral-hydrate]

Your local pigeon

[inthefallofasparrow]

[nicoroni]

@todaysbird

[grayraccoon]

@bigmeatpete69420

[sxmply-chikinuggies]

[floral-hydrate]

for @mecha-opabinia and anon!!!!

[venturingbones]

@feridthesassygayfriend

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]