unfortunately sentient

B-she/her-29-INFP-Taurus-Mostly just reblogs and chaos

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[mobydyke]

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

[mobydyke]

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

[mobydyke]

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

[theironscythe]

L’il scamps.

[amberpriceenthusiast]

I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art

[cheddar-baby]

Yoinks you

[wormsical]

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[bogleech]

Loving that everywhere this story ran, the few sobbing rich people were positively smothered by the number of comments demanding there be more damage

[haystarrs-deactivated20200728]

[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[ecrivainsolitaire]

Fantastic Beasts is suspended indefinitely.

Musk is begging for cash because he made the stupidest purchase in internet history.

Zucky Wucky is hemorrhaging cash because the Metaverse goal of becoming the NFT successor of real estate speculation was met with the deserved mockery at how stupid it was.

Trump is finally being properly prosecuted for crimes he unquestionably and very inconspicuously committed.

Alex Jones owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook victims.

The Tories are imploding in a schism that might actually result in the collapse of the British empire.

Putin has ran out of army and crawled pathetically to the corner a tiny insurgent army pushed him towards, decades of military propaganda burnt away in months.

Prime Minister Shinzō Abe died with no glory.

The GOP is so confused after the Trump era they don't even know how to run their grifts anymore.

Rings of Power was such a mediocre release Amazon could potentially drop Prime Video altogether.

Turns out 2022 was really the "find out" year. It took a while but I'm loving this season finale so far.

[vilkalizer]

I would be ok with bad things continuing to happen to bad people, frankly.

[tearlessrain]

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

[tearlessrain]

biologically accurate lion memes should be a thing I think

[tendergothic]

[goodflagshadows-deactivated2023]

[suns-up-bunshine-deactivated202]

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

[final-level]

[eurodynamic]

HADES (2020) | HADES II (TBA)

[sappho-and-the-lesbos]

[sylvansleuth]

I’m gonna make him feel crazy😼👞

[kattiiganvales]

aloy + petting the good boys | Horizon: Forbidden West (2022)