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Hey maybe don’t call people fascists just because you don’t agree with them. And on the fact overpopulation exists no less???

Also you’re completely wrong about the Gungans? JAR JAR is cowardly and stupid, the rest of his people are intelligent, fearless warriors.

You really jumped the gun on this one, ngl.

Overpopulation is a racist fascist myth and you're a dumb bitch who cares more about made up aliens than real people

demilypyro

i’m not depressed i just need to shovel salty food into my mouth until the bad thoughts go away

demilypyro

my source of stress is being alive and having mental health issues and nothing reduces it

natalieironside

One of the (many) reasons the Muslim world didn't try to put up a unified resistance to the First Crusade is because nobody but the Franks actually believed they were taking part in anything important. Arab and Turkish sources consistently refer to the crusaders as "the Romans" because everybody made the perfectly reasonable assumption that these were just Some Guys who the Byzantine emperor had dragged out of a hole somewhere to contest the rule of Antioch. It wasn't until the siege of Jerusalem started that people were like "Oh shit, these clowns are actually gonna try it."

natalieironside

Middle Eastern accounts of the Crusades are kind of hilarious sometimes because the Christians absolutely believed their own hype whereas the Muslim world was like "Oh, great, it's these weirdos again."

After Louis IX was captured at the end of the 7th Crusade, Turan Shah sat him down and demanded to know what the fuck was going on in Europe that made them all want to die so bad.

natalieironside

#WAIT THERE WERE 7 OF THESE FUCKING THINGS?#history

There were seven in the Middle East, a couple in Spain, at least one in France, and several in Lithuania

jumbleytumbles

GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

ferret-on-pancakes

When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory

exit-path

wait hold on i gotta look something up

exit-path

what the fuck

nixcraft

I cancelled our subscription with HP and they blocked us from being able to use the rest of the ink in our cartridge. The S in IoT stands for security. It is for your own good ;)

pissvortex

i can’t wait for my bluetooth and wifi enabled fridge to make me pay $59.99 a year for my Ice Pro Max™️ subscription or else it will stop producing ice cubes