Artsy stuff

she/they, free Palestine 🇦🇪 multifandom 🚫AI oh I have a tiktok to ig: tiktok.com/@b1rd1eez

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Pre-war Soundwave and Megatron :0

I found a whole page that I guess I forgot existed??

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do any of you remember that gumball episode where darwin becomes mega paranoid after watching a health and safety video so to quell his anxiety he goes out of his way to make everything kid friendly and inoffensive by propositioning it as being for the children and then he becomes a fascist at the end

[transingthoseformers]

Here’s the baby! His name is Black Convoy

For some reason it's really the eyebrows killing me here, full on "9 months in my womb making me miserable and you look just like your sire" vibes

[b1rd1ee]

I'll say it again. I think Shattered glass Megatron should sue for custody of all Starscreams ever.

[somewhereoutthere3]

I don’t want to break the cycle

[deglovmiside]

Poor Dee was discovered (Megastar?)

after explaining:

[pastelpaperplanes]

more Mission-Verse!! more MORE!!!

I’m pretty sure Invicta was created via Megatron’s newfound mitosis powers. No parental test needed from him (jury is still out for Starscream) Vic is a clone

and @doomspoon888 TRULY are we sure Thrax is not a stray??? how could have Megastar created such a sweetie pie? jokes jokes ofc

In honor of The Trine Effect nearly wrapping, the crowned ‘Evilest Twins’ on the Nemesis have entered my doodle hoard

Right now they’re only two molecules big in fic, but I cannot wait to see these divas rule the universe. well. maybe not the universe, but Starscream’s wardrobe

…sums them up pretty well I think

[doomspoon888]

Inspired by you again to write this silly little one-shot of the twins as babies

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[pastelpaperplanes]

SO CUUUUUTE!!

“ both sparklings squirmed like being handled by parents who loved them was a fate worse than death. They both wailed, devastated “

but so dramatic. Oh how will Megatron and Starscream ever handle the teenage years…

[kheprri-garde]

Post-war comic about Megatron, Barricade, and their very orange child. May continue, but this was partially to get me back into CSP so I could focus on making comics for the actual story.

If I had a nickel for every time I made an au where Megatron becomes a mom after the war, I’d have two nickels. And both of them involve Barricade.

-> Hot Rod

[reader-from-nowhere]

Jazz the amazing wonderful talented beautiful gorgeous spec-ops and Prowl is also alive

[airguitarrr]

[admircot]

interesting kinship i noticed

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

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World Heritage Post

[transingthoseformers2]

I need bad things to happen to Starscream and they're not his fault but he also still reacts in the worst possible way for everyone about it

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

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Day 106 nothingburger

[wordsmithic]

source: @wordsmithic / wordsmithic on insta

I also made a post about the good elements of the movie on my instagram, which are significantly fewer than the bad ones. I wanted to be fair.

[alatismeni-theitsa]

Splendid post! No wonder it gained so much traction on instagram.

I watched the movie myself (ahoy mates) and I gave it much less grace. I have some things to add.

For example, something I didn't like was that the guy speaking Greek was (accidentally, I think) made to look like a Barbarian to the foreign audience, even though he was the only ethnic Greek in the scene! Most viewers still don't understand or want to accept (because of his skin color) that this is how Greeks look.

Something else that seemed strange to me was that Helen had a twin (which meant she was no longer the most beautiful woman in the land!?!?), and that Menelaos gave her a scar as punishment. Menelaos, who, in the ancient text, took her back without hurting her, and the gods rewarded him for his restraint! So now we are adding more abuse against ancient Greek women. So feminist!

The scene with Argos' death was so brief and unimpactful that I felt NOTHING!!! The execution of this scene was a crime!!! 😭

The audio... Guys... the audio!! It was extremely loud! I have a half-deaf friend and his ears were in PAIN during the showing in a local IMAX cinema!

But maybe the biggest crime of it all was that it was bland and boring. I am the type of person who doesn't mind a whole helicopter landing over Troy for the metamodern flavor of it, IF it is set up correctly. I think a random helicopter would have improved Nolan's snoozefest, actually.

Even if we disregard all the Greek erasure and inaccuracies, this was Nolan's worst film to this day.

[nonstop-shocks]

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