Hi

Bored. She/her/half sucked mango.

[calamardoybobesponja]

[1yellowpepper]

Ok def was not expecting this level of relatability

[tchaikovskaya]

*submits this to the library of congress as a culturally, historically or aesthetically significant film*

[b1uemang0]

I followed an ice-cream truck today. All the way until it reached another park, and then I got a chocolate covered ice cream dipped in peanuts and it was probably the single most "go after your dreams" moment I had in my life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[corvigay-clutter]

*lights match*

[b1uemang0]

I just want to be happy, like so immensely happy.

What is seriously stopping me from getting up, throwing open a window on a beautiful blue sky day and just being truly, unapologetically, not allergic to pollen?

[b1uemang0]

Literally every note on this post is from a porn bot.

I'm just grateful I can be their voice and also sincerely hope they're doing something about their allergies because I just want them to be happy yo they didn't choose to be built like this

[b1uemang0]

I just want to be happy, like so immensely happy.

What is seriously stopping me from getting up, throwing open a window on a beautiful blue sky day and just being truly, unapologetically, not allergic to pollen?

[tikkety-tok]

Sound on 🔊

[b1uemang0]

WHAT DOING?!

[semiunwanted]

“if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”

[geekhyena]

oh god I just lost it laughing

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[magnuspool]

[yandereskies]

I will never see this on my dash and NOT reblog it

[piipstachio]

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[peppermintsticks]

(tags from @/starkidding-around)

[lightcomingthroughthedarkness]

I really feel like Television should enter an era of allowing happy endings. That’s not to say characters can’t suffer along the way or that storylines can’t be “dark” but I would really like to see stories end on hopeful notes. I’m so sick of every story having tragic endings, especially considering the world we live in right now. Call me naive, I don’t care, but hope breeds hope. Love breeds love. Happiness breeds happiness. Allowing our characters to overcome and find the light in the end is powerful. Allowing characters to be happy is brave because happiness is not boring. I feel like we’re surrounded by dark stories in fiction and in reality and I find myself wondering where’s the hope and happiness.. is no one overcoming the darkness?

[mxflint-original]

As Terry Pratchett said:

Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it were, a few seconds afterwards? Because a universe where that did not happen would be a dark and hostile place. Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

[writergeek-cos]

I legally have to reblog this

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gingersofficial]

[candiikismet]

Life path unlocked. He’s a scientist now.

[prolifeproliberty]

If your dad is telling you in great detail about something he’s passionate about, you’re going to be hooked even if you don’t understand a word.

[by-grace-of-god]

He tells us more…

So now I have to deliver a quiet lecture on the Standard Model every night. He loves lists of things, like all the streets home from daycare, or the train stations between here and Central, so he loves hearing the list of leptons and quarks and bosons.

Anyway, I made this poster for him, based on the CPEP ones we used to have at uni . 

Alas I ran out of room for antimatter, colour charge and confinement, but hey, maybe there can be a second poster later.

It’s funny though — on the surface of it, it seems like it must be far too advanced for a 3yo. But when you think about it, quarks and leptons are no more or less real to him than, say, dinosaurs or planets, and he loves those too. And he recognises the letters on the particles.

I am absolutely overwhelmed by the kind and sweet things people are saying about this, thanks everyone ❤️

Addendum: he has really grasped onto the “everything is made of atoms” part of this, so tonight he listed just about every object he could think of and asked if it was made of atoms.

“And my bed?” Yes, and your bed. “And that wall?” Yep. “And the armchair?” Yes, the armchair too. … … “And… the book case?” Y—

“And my home?” Yep, the whole apartment block. “And your home? Oh wait, your home is my home.” Haha, it is. … … “But is it made of atoms?” Yep. “And… [best friend]’s home?” Yes, it is. And [other friend]’s home, and [third friend]’s home.

“Is [yet another friend]’s home?”

Update from the other night:

“Is my… is… [extremely long pause] is my atoms poster made up of atoms?” —Yes! Yes it is.

I have never heard such a contemplative silence. I think the next poster will have to be on the philosophy of referential language.

Update from this morning: after listing everything in sight (mummy? daddy? fridge? milk? cereal? table? etc.) he asks “is [baby sister] made up of atoms?”

yep!

*runs over to her on the floor* *puts face up real close to hers* “HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

[arcticfoxbear]

@radioactivepeasant @themagdalenwriting @iusedtohaveanaccount

“HI! YOU’RE MADE UP OF LOTS OF ATOMS! DID YOU KNOW?”

[the-strongest-decoy]

[b1uemang0]

You are not weak.

You are not soft.

You may be a potato, but you're the kind with crispy skin

[b1uemang0]

Sometimes when I do something dumb, I pause, look into the camera, directly into gods eyeballs and I think mhm. I see you were right old man, I wouldn't date this either.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“someone else could do it better than me” not relevant babe, no one else is gonna do it. You can’t do a mediocre job if you’re the only one doing it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“what if someone else does it better later?” Good!

Technically the Wright brothers built the worst airplanes in the world. If you do it first, you do it worst, and history will thank you for it.

[shadycottagewitchh]

This is big inspiration for me I was planning on not doing the ideas I had, but now all my excuses are gone

[ayeitsursie-deactivated20180101]

please read this oh my god

[smushiguro]

These are better than the originals tbh