♡ Bailey ♡

25 North Carolina ENFJ

[exitwound]

im like if the sleepiest person in the world was awake

[becuzitisbitter]

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

[mlhraiders]

sorry i didn’t text you back i was having floor time

[important-animal-images]

[d-d-zero]

[nyancrimew]

Tips for annoying the US government

be yourself :3 they probably dont like that

[emi1y]

TWO THINGS ABOUT ME number one im scared number two im afraid

[peppermintsticks]

“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[elecmon]

so my little brother is 14 years old, and is turning 15 tomorrow

his birthday is 4/20

he has no idea why all our cousins (and myself) giggle at birthday parties when i say im going to blaze it(the cake candles). even his friends are in on this they showed up 3 years ago to his party and they go “Hahaha hey pedro happy 420″ and he replied “Yea thanks thats my birthday” to which they all apparently silently simultaneously agreed to not tell him anything and are also waiting for him to figure it out on his own

He’s a freshman in high school this year and has SOMEHOW still managed to not figure this out. I wonder how he will be told tomorrow  

[elecmon]

@ anybody and everybody wondering, just came home and told him happy birthday and he took his xbox headphones off and just looked at me in the most legitimate serious face ive ever seen and said

“Did you know its national weed day?????”

[elecmon]

happy 16th birthday/national weed day jr

[elecmon]

Happy 18th birthday little dude, you are now a little man

[elecmon]

Happy 19th birthday Jr, people make this post an annual tradition apparently lmfaaooo

[elecmon]

[asknightwing]

We all better live till then to celebrate this kids insane birthday

[aggressionbread]

got an oil change and the guy told me i needed a tire rotation. lmao, the tires are rotating every time i drive it, that’s how it works. idiot.

[renicula]

[miiriya]

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[kikisqueaks]

Pika brings you pretties!

[awakeby-awindow]

[queericonmarshall]

Perhaps all of them

[apeulo]

if you are reading this, something good will happen to you very soon, don’t give up

[thanatos-moon]

just because I cry easily doesn’t mean that I am not a badass. in fact, I will fight you while I’m crying and even though my tears will block my vision I will still kick your ass because I am That powerful

[naprasno]

[kissthebrokenwinds]

This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture