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#cute siblings #positivity #skittles #repost #dionnesyl

“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”

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“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”

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“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”

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LOL dark-blueeeee

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“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.

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I’ve got this…

“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“

“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.

Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.

He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.

Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.

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“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see…Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”

Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.

“My Lord?”

“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”

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PFFFFF HAHA

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“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”

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@limerancy @silvakss @poetry-apologies

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Omg 😂😂😂

demoncatlady

Could someone please add more??

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@arejare

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“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

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“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

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christophrnolan

I love that everyone just knows

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Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

chrispineofficial

“can i read it?”

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“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”

mad-max-war-girl

I FEEL THIS on a personal level

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@spoopybones @askneonandfriends @revieway

spoopybones

Oh my god as a smut fic addict ive had this conversation TO MANY TIMES i can feel the sweat on the back of my neck!

itsclydebitches

Bees and Wasps: From Friends to Devil’s Minions

Because it’s summer and I just explained this to a friend. Behold:

The Honeybee

Absolute friend. Makes honey. Not aggressive unless you’re messing with it/near its hive. Dies after it stings you. Very sad. Stinger is left behind though so get it out fast (it’s still pumping venom). Sting will hurt, swell, and possibly get itchy.

The Bumblebee

Total friend. Don’t make honey but we love them anyway. Super non-aggressive. Could sting multiple times but really isn’t going to unless you’re mean to it. They just want to pollinate things.

Carpenter Bees

These guys look evil, but they’re not. REALLY. They’re big. Like fly-by-your-face-and-you-might-scream big. But it’s okay. They’re chill. Basically the stoner of bees. The males can’t even sting. They’re gonna do far more damage to the wood around your house/deck than your person (that’s where they drill to make their nests - looots of holes)

Yellow-jacket

Minion. A bully. Gets more aggressive in the fall when it knows it’s dying and just wants to take everyone else with it. Sting hurts like hell but is fine in a few hours. Warning: likes to crawl into food/drinks and lie in wait.

Paper Wasps

DO NOT ENGAGE. STING FEELS LIKE THE WORLD IS ENDING. Admittedly their nests are pretty cool looking BUT NO, DEFINITELY EVIL.

The Hornet

NO.

that moment.... when you realised you are so used to typing things out... you cringed at your own handwriting....

#self loathing #slice of life #kids nowadays #adults too #how technology changed lives

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RIP Stephen Hawking

shakunetsu

This post is so long! I’m sorry! There’s just no good way to post drawings like this on Tumblr. ;o; I hope you guys still like it. パパ、変身して！ (Papa, transform!) by しぃの実 @tkgsize. translator ★

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mythicgeek

This is never not funny

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rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

thetygre

trying out passwords

#relatable

cantealoupe

a very successful day 🍓🌱

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Something I learned in a different class about local food is that local farmers are having a great difficultly in getting their food to consumers. There is not a lack of supply or a lack of demand (as many people do value fresh local food) rather it has become too expensive for farmers to hire people to pick the fruits and vegetables when competing with the lower price of imported produce. I have been told that often it is cheaper for farmers to let their produce rot in the field rather than to pay to have workers pick it. Mrs. Bank (the local farmer we interviewed for the project) told us that many local farmers have turned to agritourism as a way to supplement their income. This made me think of the ‘pick your own’ programs that some local farmers have set up. People really enjoy picking their own food and it not only saves farmers thousands in wages that would be paid to workers but it also dramatically cuts down the amount of waste produced in production and transportation compared to imported foods. I think ‘pick your own’ programs should become more popular and expand from berries and apples to other types of produce. I know in my home town there is a farm that lets you pick your own peppers and tomatoes (it’s where my mom goes to get her salsa ingredients!) and they are sold at a reduced cost to consumers and it also helps the farmer sell what would have normally been wasted. The growth of ‘pick your own’ programs could also perhaps encourage eating not only more locally produced foods but also foods that are in season. It has encouraged my mother to buy seasonal veggies in bulk and can them for the rest of the year as it is cheaper and tastes better.

I think there is a lot of potential for ‘pick your own’ programs to expand as the program really appeals to families (picking your own food is a fun family activity) and people who care about where their food comes from and or how fresh their food is. If the food is sold at a less cost due to farmers not paying for labour then it can also create budget incentives as well and perhaps help ease food insecurity.

@espeneldritch

I feel personally attacked by this relatable content

#i feel personally attacked #too

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Source

hellkatsally

These dudes are fucking legit. They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back. And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

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The source is long, but so, so good. These men and women are available in 36 states, 24 hours a day to stand guard at home, in court, at school, even if the child has a nightmare. Many of them are survivors of childhood abuse as well, and know what it’s like to feel scared and alone.

In court that day, the judge asked the boy, “Are you afraid?” No, the boy said.

Pipes says the judge seemed surprised, and asked, “Why not?”

The boy glanced at Pipes and the other bikers sitting in the front row, two more standing on each side of the courtroom door, and told the judge, “Because my friends are scarier than he is.”

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Actual tears.. hnngh

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Show me more of people like this, world. I give up on humans too easily.

groovypirate

where do i sign up for this,i want to be in this gang

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This is fucking amazing. It may be out of character for me to say this but rock on

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Bikers Against Child Abuse was founded in 1995 by a Native American child psychologist whose ride name is Chief, when he came across a young boy who had been subjected to extreme abuse and was too afraid to leave his house. He called the boy to reach out to him, but the only thing that seemed to interest the child was Chief’s bike. Soon, some 20 bikers went to the boy’s neighborhood and were able to draw him out of his house for the first time in weeks.

Chief’s thesis was that a child who has been abused by an adult can benefit psychologically from the presence of even more intimidating adults that they know are on their side. “When we tell a child they don’t have to be afraid, they believe us,” Arizona biker Pipes told azcentral.com. “When we tell them we will be there for them, they believe us.” ( Article)

More about BACA, from their site

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My parents are a part of this organization and they are metal af

They go on runs to protect the child if they feel even the slightest threatened no matter where. If the child needs them to go on vacation with them, they do. Bikers come from across the nation to watch over and take shifts for these kids. And the best part is once you’re adopted into this family as a BACA kid, you’re always one. Even when you’re 40 and the perp gets released from jail, they’ll come meet with you and find your best options for avoiding the person and maintaining the life you’ve built for yourself. Once a BACA child, always a BACA child. In Florida, there’s 100% rate for identifying the perp based on the child’s testimony. Why? Because BACA stands with the child and supports the child so they feel comfortable enough to point out their attacker.

What’s better than a badass biker gang being on your side???

kikithegirl

NATIVE AMERICAN CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST WHO IS A BIKER AND NAMED HIMSELF CHIEF HELL YES I’M HERE FOR THAT AND BIKERS BEING BAD ASS TO PROTECT KIDS. HELL YEAH.

birdungehrl

it’s back! I will always reblog BACA

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Damn good people.

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I know they wouldn’t consider themselves such, but these people are freaking heroes and the world is a better place because of them.

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Hey folks, it talks about this in the article but its not mentioned in this post, BACA is a 501 © (3) charity that depends in part on donations to help pay for stuff like gas for their bikes. If you want to help, consider donating.