incorrect got

welcome my sweet summer children I she/them

[baby-starks]

Jace: Daemon I’m going out

Daemon: you gonna be drinking?

Jace: no

Daemon: drugs?

Jace: course not

Daemon: sex?

Jace: god Daemon no

Daemon: …

Daemon: then why the fuck do you wanna go out?

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*Aemond after returning from Storms End*

Aemond: am I in trouble?

Alicent: take a guess

Aemond: no?

Alicent: …

Alicent: take another guess

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Alicent: can’t believe I’m gonna have to sleep with Rhaenyra I hate her

Otto: I mean, you don’t have to…

Alicent: nah I’m gonna

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Robb: okay, from now on we’ll be using code names. I’ll be Young Wolf

Robb: Jeyne, you’re ‘been there done that’

Robb: Talisa, you’re ‘currently doing that’

Robb: Gendry, you’re ‘it happened once in a dream’

Robb: Theon, you’re ‘if I had to pick a guy’

Robb: Jon, you’re ‘younger wolf’

Jon: oh thank god

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Sansa: have care how you speak, Theon may be difficult but he’s one of us

Jon: he took Winterfell, killed two boys and beheaded Rodrik all within the span of a few days

Sansa: ...

Sansa: he’s adopted

[baby-starks]

Ygritte: Tormund would throw himself off a cliff for you

Jon: Tormund would throw himself off a cliff for fun

[baby-starks]

Imagine being one the of the policemen who tried to break up the Beatles’ final appearance

Can we also talk about how eager Paul was to get arrested

[baby-starks]

Arya: you can’t spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music and staying up all night

Jon: yes I can

[baby-starks]

Sam: *wearing an apron* JON!

Ed: *also wearing an apron* Jon, you’re home!

Jon: what?

Pyp: babe I cleaned the kitchen

Grenn: I made dinner sweetheart

Jon: *sighing* guys this is Ikea theyre gonna kick us out

[baby-starks]

Theon: you love me right?

Robb: normally I’d say yes without hesitation but this is definitely going somewhere and I’m not sure I like it

[baby-starks]

Robb: you know those things will kill you don’t you

Theon: *smoking 40 cigarettes at once* we know

Jon: *eating raw cookie dough* we’re trying to speed up the process

[baby-starks]

Tormund: I’m begging you, please go to a doctor

Jon: *clutching his chest* I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound?

Jon: STAY OUT OF IT

[baby-starks]

Stannis: we have fun don’t we Davos?

Davos: I have never been so stressed out in my life

[baby-starks]

Sansa: *gets a papercut*

Theon: *under his breath* god, hasn’t she been through enough

[baby-starks]

Margaery: sansa is so beautiful

Loras: aww it’s okay Marge, you’re beautiful too

Margaery: I’m not jealous Loras, I’m gay

[baby-starks]

Yara: I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand

Theon: Poseidon quivers before her

Yara: *shouting at the sea*

Yara: FUCK OFF

[baby-starks]

Jaime: I have so much going on, it’s really difficult I wish someone would take the time to ask me how I am so that I could get some stuff off of my chest

Brienne: how are you?

Jaime: IM FINE WHATS IT TO YOU