Jace: Daemon I’m going out
Daemon: you gonna be drinking?
Jace: no
Daemon: drugs?
Jace: course not
Daemon: sex?
Jace: god Daemon no
Daemon: …
Daemon: then why the fuck do you wanna go out?
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Jace: Daemon I’m going out
Daemon: you gonna be drinking?
Jace: no
Daemon: drugs?
Jace: course not
Daemon: sex?
Jace: god Daemon no
Daemon: …
Daemon: then why the fuck do you wanna go out?
*Aemond after returning from Storms End*
Aemond: am I in trouble?
Alicent: take a guess
Aemond: no?
Alicent: …
Alicent: take another guess
Alicent: can’t believe I’m gonna have to sleep with Rhaenyra I hate her
Otto: I mean, you don’t have to…
Alicent: nah I’m gonna
Robb: okay, from now on we’ll be using code names. I’ll be Young Wolf
Robb: Jeyne, you’re ‘been there done that’
Robb: Talisa, you’re ‘currently doing that’
Robb: Gendry, you’re ‘it happened once in a dream’
Robb: Theon, you’re ‘if I had to pick a guy’
Robb: Jon, you’re ‘younger wolf’
Jon: oh thank god
Sansa: have care how you speak, Theon may be difficult but he’s one of us
Jon: he took Winterfell, killed two boys and beheaded Rodrik all within the span of a few days
Sansa: ...
Sansa: he’s adopted
Ygritte: Tormund would throw himself off a cliff for you
Jon: Tormund would throw himself off a cliff for fun
Imagine being one the of the policemen who tried to break up the Beatles’ final appearance
Can we also talk about how eager Paul was to get arrested
Arya: you can’t spend the rest of your life alone, dressed in black, listening to angry music and staying up all night
Jon: yes I can
Sam: *wearing an apron* JON!
Ed: *also wearing an apron* Jon, you’re home!
Jon: what?
Pyp: babe I cleaned the kitchen
Grenn: I made dinner sweetheart
Jon: *sighing* guys this is Ikea theyre gonna kick us out
Theon: you love me right?
Robb: normally I’d say yes without hesitation but this is definitely going somewhere and I’m not sure I like it
Robb: you know those things will kill you don’t you
Theon: *smoking 40 cigarettes at once* we know
Jon: *eating raw cookie dough* we’re trying to speed up the process
Tormund: I’m begging you, please go to a doctor
Jon: *clutching his chest* I’m sorry, is this OUR stab wound?
Jon: STAY OUT OF IT
Stannis: we have fun don’t we Davos?
Davos: I have never been so stressed out in my life
Sansa: *gets a papercut*
Theon: *under his breath* god, hasn’t she been through enough
Margaery: sansa is so beautiful
Loras: aww it’s okay Marge, you’re beautiful too
Margaery: I’m not jealous Loras, I’m gay
Yara: I’m the sand guardian, guardian of the sand
Theon: Poseidon quivers before her
Yara: *shouting at the sea*
Yara: FUCK OFF
Jaime: I have so much going on, it’s really difficult I wish someone would take the time to ask me how I am so that I could get some stuff off of my chest
Brienne: how are you?
Jaime: IM FINE WHATS IT TO YOU