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Jace said warily, “And three?” “Because I am not your bitch,” Alec said, clearly pleased with himself.🏹

[duskianfae-deactivated20210319]

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

[summery-captain]

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

[thicctails]

Im pretty sure this is the legit Spiderman of our dimension

[veyzus]

Actually he created a profile of a 14 yo girl and started talking to the guy, set up a meeting with him and when he arrived, beat the shit out of him! Lmao

[livsoulsecrets]

MY COUNTRY DID SOMETHING RIGHT MY PEOPLE

[bob-belcher]

R.I.P. Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[madnanc]

Earth’s Mightiest Heroines.

[sciencethot]

I love seeing the Dignity statue when I drive by it.

[angelarecamier]

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

[onaheroicmission]

I reblogged this and met Josh Dun out of the blue at Disney World.

[gorecandyz]

Im not risking it

[kiwi-buns]

If I don’t meet him im coming back to this post and cursing it

[onlyblackgirl]

[persephone-is-here-omg]

WRECK THEM QUEEN!

[hoevitserk]

why was the catsuit banned???????

[onlyblackgirl]

Because the President of the French Open didn’t like it. He said  “It will no longer be accepted. One must respect the game and the place.” 

The rule did not exist prior to this, they just made it up when they saw Serena wearing one. 

[hoevitserk]

“Superhero” “black panther inpired” I’m loving all the shit I’m reading on this NIKES FUCKING RESPONSE IS FLAWLESS TOO

“You can take the superhero out of her costume, but you can never take away her superpowers.” on the official Nike Twitter with a picture of her in the suit

[itsa-me-anime-thrash]

Me after Infinity War :

[andreii-tarkovsky]

Salaam Cinema (1995)

Dir. Mohsen Makhmalbaf

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[avengersthings]

the holy trinity of eye rolling™

[marvelmando]

me, barely 10 minutes into infinity war

[st4rkburnh4m]

Someone: *makes a joke about some death in Infinity War*

Me:

[itsa-me-anime-thrash]

Infinity War : Starts with THAT SCENE

my heart :

[hema-byrnesarmy]

Me: I love Hugh Jackman in The Greatest Showman so much!

People: You do realise the real life P.T. Barnum was a very problematic person?

Me:

[theoriginalgayoreoagenda-deacti]

Me before watching the greatest showman: I mean…it looks good and it’ll probably be alright…

Me after watching it: *buys myself a top hat and suit* my true calling has been revealed. I am a new person.

[singingwiththedoctor]

you: la la land.

me an intellectual: the greatest showman

[amphitritemists]

To Everyone Taking a Final at School:

*Be Careful. Don’t Die. *May the Odds Be Ever in Your Favor. *May the Force Be With You. *Break a Leg. *No Mourners. No Funerals. *Geronimo! *Hit ‘em Quick Get Out Fast. *Don’t Forget to Drink Water it’s Important to Stay Hydrated. Protip. *So Long and Goodnight.

[m4990-deactivated20180109]

Puerto Rico is dealing with the aftermath of a hurricane.

Mexico is dealing with the aftermath of two earthquakes.

But yet, Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy is getting more attention.

We truly are living in fucked up times.