the mortifying ordeal of being known.

[kinmuyu]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[cumaeansibyl]

christian pitcher throws an unbaptized baby

[ceevee5]

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[mespilus]

I haven't posted Jubi in quite a while

hell yeah

[pangur-and-grim]

reading with my creatures

[pangur-and-grim]

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[daliyagray]

[uruimipaints]

Unequivalent exchange

[shutyourmoustache]

“There’s simply no room for me to park my hellcat” wins best in show for me.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme

Thread here

[theprofessional-amateur]

Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[ahhrenata]

For art request consideration- Cozy/cute parents, yutamaki maybe? I love your art style btw! ♡

Thank you 😭 I’m glad you do! I’ve been wanting to draw these two!! They’re soooo cute 😭 I tried some soon-to-be parents yutamaki? (I’ll have to try drawing them with kids when I have more time 😅 this was the first idea I could think of) let them be in love and smitten and happy. They deserve the best 💕

[doubleca5t]

I'm not necessarily rooting for the US in the world cup but I do think it would be funny if they made a deep run if only because I feel like, for countries that are actually good at international football, "You lost to the USAmericans" would make for god tier trash talk

[doubleca5t]

Imagine you're from a country where this sport is like a national civic religion and you lose to a bunch of dork ass losers who call it soccer. There's no coming back from that

[doubleca5t]

I thought the USMNT making a deep run and embarrassing some European teams in the process would be the funniest outcome for them in the World Cup but Trump using FIFA's limitless appetite for corruption to get a red card overturned for their game against Belgium only for them to completely embarrass themselves, play way worse than usual and lose by 3 goals is SO much funnier holy shit that's incredible